Anna Faris
It's like her nipples are the eyes of a person on the Glamour Don't! page.
Holland Rodan
Holland came straight from a performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream, where she's playing a little-performed section of the play called Ye Olde Faeries Doth Reject Oxy-Clean.
Camilla Luddington
This would be so cute on Kiernan Shipka.
Tia Mowry
This skirt is so short I am almost wishing it were a skort. That being said, Tia is kind of working it, no?
Tamera Mowry
Just say no to jumpsuits, Tamera. All of that being said, who would have thought that Tia and Tamera -- as much as we all cherished them back in the day -- would still be getting invited to events and basically having kind of a career renaissance? Never underestimate the power of 90s nostalgia. Can someone please get Jackee a job now? (I have a love for Jackee that cannot be denied.)
Michelle Stafford
It's my duty to inform you that this is one of the few red carpet shots from this event where Michelle Stafford wasn't posing like a total asshole. (Kneeling down, waving TV Guides in front of her face, sticking one leg out, etc.) Her dress IS cute, in the Formal Tennis Dress kind of way.
Madchen Amick
This look is basically doing Madchen Amick no favors, which is a shame because The Witches of East End IS doing her all kinds of favors. She is totally a hoot on that show, which is completely fun overall. The more you know.
Cassie Scerbo
This needs, I think, a slightly thicker belt. Speaking of people who could use a job. Can someone work on an ABC Family show that stars Cassie Scerbo and Jackee?
Bellamy Young
This color is amazing on Bellamy Young, but the rest of it makes her look like she's just come from filming a flawlessly true-to-period adaptation of Scruples, which actually is ALSO something that I desperately wish would come to pass.
Allison Janney
I love you, Allison Janney, and I think you're too good for Julia Roberts Over The Knee boots, at least as deployed in this ensemble.
Amanda Righetti
This is kind of cute, and it helpfully has a built-in hand towel.
Karina Smirnoff
Karina set the Spray Tan to 11 this week.
Elizabeth Henstridge
This is fine, but please don't get me started on Agents of SHIELD.
Chloe Bennet
I said DON'T GET ME STARTED. Although I cannot not blurt out that I think Chloe Bennett is what Joss Whedon would create in a lab if he could. She's like a mash-up of Eliza Dushku and Summer Glau. Which, while I loved Dushku as Faith (like all thinking people), those are not the actors from the Whedonverse I would want to mash-up. You will get way further with a Sarah Michelle Geller/Vincent Kartheiser mix, although admittedly that person might look weird.