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# Five out of Six Jenndashians Attended the CFDAs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/five-out-of-six-jenndashians-attended-the-cfdas-11-2022/
- Published: 2022-11-08T15:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2022-11-08T06:21:33.000Z
- Description: We're putting them in here so that it's easier for people to scroll past them, if they choose!
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Various Kardashians, CFDA, Dolce & Gabbana, Khaite, LaQuan Smith, Mugler, Schiaparelli, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20, Kendall Jenner

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The Council of Fashion Designers Awards -- sort of the Fashion Oscars -- took place last night, and Kim won the Innovation Award for her SKIMS shapewear. I cannot comment on that, as I haven't tried it, but I have news: This slideshow is not hideous. Do we call them... KardJenners? Jenndashians? Honestly, I refer to them all as Kardashians, even though Kylie and Kendall have no Kard DNA and Kris hasn't gone by that name in years. Anyway, herein we have -- as I have taken to abbreviating them -- the following elements in the Periodic Kard Table: Kh, Ki, Kr, Kn, and Ky, with Ko sitting out for whatever reason (she just bought a $14 million mansion with Travis Barker; she's got furniture to rearrange). Also, I apologize to Rob, because he is the 7th one and this headline acts like he doesn't exist. I was really only counting the ones who lead public lives; he does not currently play this game, but when he comes off the bench I will gladly add Ro to the Table. I keep assuming Kr will rebrand and relaunch him someday as, like, Kurt Kardashian (element Ku), which works because as we all know Kurt is the one I left out GOD BLESS KURT .

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