Michelle Williams, nominee Best Actress in a Supporting Role for "Brokeback Mountain" at the The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Chris Polk/FilmMagic)
So, I still think she looks gorgeous. But I'm going to be completely honest here and say that SOMETIMES when I look at this photo, I think those strips of neck ruffles look a bit... glued on. And SOMETIMES I wish there weren't a knot on her crotch.
with Heath Ledger
Michelle Williams, nominee Best Actress in a Supporting Role for ?Brokeback Mountain? and Heath Ledger, nominee Best Actor in a Leading Role for "Brokeback Mountain" during the The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, C
I like it better in this picture. I also enjoy that everyone in the background of this photo is staring at them.
Charlize Theron in John Galliano for Dior
Charlize Theron, nominee Best Actress in a Leading Role for "North Country" at the The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Red Carpet at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
This is much too busy for Charlize. And X appears to be marking the spot of her pelvis.
Reese Witherspoon in vintage Dior
Reese Witherspoon (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)
Vintage was a fun choice for her, but I've never been totally sold on whether this particular one suits her.
Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera
Amy Adams, nominee Best Actress in a Supporting Role for "Junebug" (Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage)
So, she has that cute ribbon on her bodice, and then someone glued a brown maxi pad in front of it?
Rachel Weisz
Rachel Weisz, winner Best Actress in a Supporting Role for ?The Constant Gardener? at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
Twenty years later and I could not tell you what The Constant Gardener is about. I also cannot tell you for sure that I haven't seen it? I know. Google can solve only one of those problems.
Keira Knightley in Vera Wang
Keira Knightley, nominee Best Actress in a Leading Role for "Pride & Prejudice" at the The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Chris Polk/FilmMagic)
This dress needed a strapless neckline for that wonderful necklace to work. It's also a bizarre amount of wrapping. It's like a tourniquet.
Jessica Alba in Versace
Hollywood, UNITED STATES: Actress Jessica Alba arrives 05 March, 2006, for the 78th Academy Awards to be presented at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, California. AFP PHOTO/JEFF HAYNES (Photo credit should read JEFF HAYNES/AFP via Getty Images)
This lacks the precision I normally associate with Versace. It feels like they came into the It Girl game at the last second and had to hurry.
Meryl Streep
Meryl Streep during The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Red Carpet at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic, Inc)
That color is perfect on her, and the skirt is GREAT.
Diane Kruger in Elie Saab
Diane Kruger attends the 78th Annual Academy Awards at the Kodak Theater. (Photo by Fairchild Archive/Penske Media via Getty Images)
This is a lovely repurposed petticoat.
Naomi Watts in Givenchy
Naomi Watts during The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Mirek Towski/FilmMagic)
Why has this been finished with cheesecloth?
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard during The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Mirek Towski/FilmMagic)
Still married! And still making movies I don't really enjoy. Nailed it!
Jada Pinkett Smith (in Cavalli) and Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith during The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Mirek Towski/FilmMagic)
Oh, wow. What would you tell them FIRST, if you traveled back in time?
Jennifer Garner in Michael Kors
Jennifer Garner during The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Red Carpet at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic, Inc)
This is super pretty, and also, did they blend her foundation enough near her hairline?
Hilary Swank
Hilary Swank during The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Red Carpet at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic, Inc)
This is in the dictionary under "hoik, needs."
Ziyi Zhang in Armani
Ziyi Zhang during The 78th Annual Academy Awards Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Chris Polk/FilmMagic)
Top and bottom are not communicating. The top should be... silver?
Sandra Bullock in Angel Sanchez
Sandra Bullock during The 78th Annual Academy Awards Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Chris Polk/FilmMagic)
Oh, no. No to the hair, no to the makeup, no to the random tulle she stuffed in there.
Helena Bonham Carter
Helelena Bonham Carter during The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Red Carpet at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic, Inc)
She looks like a time traveler who had to go shopping to try and blend in.
Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman during The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage)
So... her bodice is a tongue, right? No, wait, it's an open mouth and that's the epiglottis.
Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidman during The 78th Annual Academy Awards Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Chris Polk/FilmMagic)
Twenty years later and I STILL get irked when she wears white.
Jennifer Lopez in vintage Jean Dessès from 1959
Jennifer Lopez during The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Entertainment Weekly Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by KMazur/WireImage)
I said it then, and I've said it since: I wish J.Lo did more vintage shopping.
Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek during The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)
That blue is glorious.
Jennifer Aniston in Rochas
Jennifer Aniston during The 78th Annual Academy Awards - Entertainment Weekly Arrivals at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by KMazur/WireImage)
