Megan Fox

Honestly, I love this on her. It's so retro and flapper-ish! I ALMOST would argue for it to be very slightly shorter but I think she looks gorgeous.

Shia LaBeouf

For a second, I thought he had a HUGE Transformer headdress on and I think we can all agree that not doing so was a critical error.

Rachael Taylor

This is slightly Of Its Time but also I think she looks beautiful. (I think everything, honestly, ends up being Of Its Time.) I will note that she's wearing HORRIBLE clonky bronze shoes that are very perplexing.

Amanda Loncar

This is credited as Amanda Loncar and IS Amanda Loncar but I really really thought she was Allison Sweeney. Anyway! I owned this dress in different colors. Apparently, in the years between now and then, she was diagnosed with brain cancer. As far as I can tell, she's okay now??

Andy Samberg

I forgot Andy Samberg had a period where he looked like this.

Michael Clarke Duncan

He looks so chill and summer-y here. Talk about gone too soon, my goodness -- he died of a heart attack merely five years after this.

Bernie Mac

Also gone too soon!

Peter Cullen

All hail the forever voice of Optimus Prime!!!

A.J. McClean

A.J. looks like he's about to star on the new season of What We Do In The Shadows.

Dayanara Torres

This look is PEAK 2007. (She had just recently been divorced from Mark Anthony here.)

Camille Guaty

This is likewise peak 2007, although I think this dress could be successfully worn today too -- by a Youth, of course.

Busta Rhymes

In looking up why he'd be at this event, I stumbled across this amazing, perhaps AI-penned caption on Pinterest: "Capture the excitement of Busta Rhymes at the Los Angeles premiere of Transformers. Don't miss this iconic moment in Hollywood history!" INDEED!

Brandon Routh and wife Courtney Ford

This was the year they got married, though it hadn't happened yet when this photo was snapped. They're still married! We all had a version of this dress.

Cheryl Hines

I have a lot of questions about her current personal life.

Garcelle Beauvais

Timeless and gorgeous! (I think she has to be pregnant here with her twins.)

Jon Cryer and wife Lisa Joyner

Lisa was a local LA newscaster and I would have SWORN they are divorced but no. This marriage lives! (They got married in 2007 as well.)

Josh Duhamel

This is very bland as a look, frankly. (Although this was arguably the height of his personal hotness?) He and Fergie were definitely together here -- they got engaged of December of this year -- but I don't think she came to this? I am sad. Her outfit would have been surely memorable.

Dane Cook

Talk about Peak 2007.

Burger King

It's getting weird.

Brian Austin Green

BAG looks handsome here and I'm not ashamed to say it! (He and Megan Fox were engaged at this point. He was certainly a bit too old for her; this relationship did not pass the "half your age plus seven" rule.)

Tyrese Gibson

Also handsome! I'm enraged we didn't get a full length photo!

Josh Henderson and Shia LaBeouf

Josh Henderson looks like he just rolled up from working on his chem homework in the dorms. (Side note that I think Josh Henderson is sort of underrated as an actor -- he was really good on the Dallas reboot, which was fun as hell overall. He could use a White Lotus.)

Helen Mirren

Helen Mirren looks like your mother-in-law popping by after Easter church services. Not a bad thing!

Josh Jackson

And then Pacey showed up.

I Can't Believe We Haven't Revisited the Premiere of "Transformers" Yet

THE TIME IS NOW.