> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Flashback: 2009 Oscars - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/flashback-2009-oscars/ - Published: 2019-02-22T14:45:58.000Z - Updated: 2019-02-22T00:14:08.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00 ## Anne Hathaway in Armani ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540ex-1550617265.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540ex) Anne Hathaway 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' That's pretty. I like it better now than I did then; I think at the time, I wasn't wild about the colors on her. I still might not be? Wow, this is a very indecisive start. ## Jessica Biel in Prada ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540gm-1550617318.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540gm) Jessica Biel 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' Oh look, it's Jessica "Human Handtowel" Biel. ## Penelope Cruz in vintage Balmain ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540go-1550617333.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540go) Penelope Cruz 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' I was surprised to read this dress's provenance; it looks NOTHING like anything Balmain would currently produce. ## Taraji P. Henson in Cavalli ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540au-1550617142.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540au) Taraji P. Henson 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 That's a super necklace, and she looks like a mad-foxy Mummy. ## Melissa George in D&G ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540dl-1550617238.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540dl) Melissa George 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Nope. This design does less than nothing for me OR for her. ## Marisa Tomei in Versace ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/70782_84981685-640x928-1550623964.jpg) That skirt is neat -- I might have LOVED this if the bodice were less pocked with seams. ## Sarah Jessica Parker in Dior ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540cy-1550617224.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540cy) Sarah Jessica Parker 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 This is just SO MUCH cleav on a platter for her; she doesn't usually go that way with her dresses. ## Nicole Kidman in L'Wren Scott ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/71101_84980446-640x927-1550624062.jpg) This looks so droopy on her. My comment at the time was that I don't think white is remotely Nicole Kidman's best choice and I stand by that. ## Miley Cyrus in Zuhair Murad ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540z-1550617457.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540z) Miley Cyrus 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' A lot of people at the time found this to be cheesy, but I think she looks really nice in this seashell confection. ## Sophia Loren ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540gf-1550617304.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540gf) Sasha Alexander, Sophia Loren and Conductor Eduardo Ponti 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' This is when I was reminded that Sasha Alexander, aka Joey 's sister, aka the Isles to Angie Harmon's Rizzoli. ## with Meryl ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540gq-1550617346.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540gq) Meryl Streep and Sophia Loren 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' "MERYL! So GOOD to see you! I'm SO SORRY that you are in dishwater-grey but I will LOVE YOU THROUGH IT." ## Melissa Leo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540bh-1550617168.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540bh) Melissa Leo 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Melissa Leo should not have considered that dress, but she was correct to consider those earrings. ## Leslie Mann in Pamella Roland ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540bx-1550617194.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540bx) Leslie Mann 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 I have apparently always been into her taste. ## Viola Davis in Reem Acra ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540jh-1550617415.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540jh) Viola Davis 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 And she has always been a goddess. ## Tilda Swinton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540io-1550617401.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540io) Tilda Swinton 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' These pieces are tragic. ## Beyonce in House of Dereon ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2019/02/71011_84978287-640x1113-1550624034.jpg) Remember when Bey wore her mother's stuff? I actually think that fabric is nice, and the workmanship in the ottoman she's dragging around with her is nice, but it's not my favorite cut. The pose also makes me laugh. She has no idea what to do with her right arm. See? It was hard even for Bey, once upon a time. ## Vanessa Hudgens in Marchesa ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540ak-1550617117.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540ak) Vanessa Hudgens 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' Yikes. What was Georgina DOING. ## Angelina Jolie in Elie Saab ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540hy-1550617386.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540hy) Angelina Jolie 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' I guess Angelina has been sartorially boring for a while, too. Although THOSE are super earrings (when in doubt, go green). That hair makes me laugh. It's VERY soap opera ## Marion Cotillard in Dior ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540gu-1550617360.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540gu) Marion Cotillard 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' I would love to have seen where this went, if not to The Tulle Shed. ## Madonna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854548en-1550617493.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/REX/Shutterstock (854548en) Madonna 81st Annual Academy Awards Vanity Fair Party, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 She is still basically wearing this stuff ten years later. Just with more chains. ## Gwen (in Chanel) and Gavin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854563h-1550617596.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (854563h) Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale 81st Annual Academy Awards Vanity Fair Party, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Not one of Karl's shredded finest. ## Sharon Stone ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/70912_84977344-640x961-1550624023.jpg) I love that the only part of this that wasn't TRYING to look sheer actually IS sheer. ## Salma Hayek ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/70841_84990008-640x913-1550623973.jpg) That is a Hefty bag with big emotions. ## Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540aq-1550617129.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540aq) Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Kevin looks like he just heard something EXTREMELY rude and isn't quite sure whether he should challenge it. ## Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854548kr-1550617555.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/REX/Shutterstock (854548kr) Amy Adams 81st Annual Academy Awards Vanity Fair Party, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 That dress is lovely. That necklace is MAJOR. But... am I crazy, or do they not entirely like each other? I almost think that necklace needs a blanker slate, like a white dress. ## Virginia Madsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540t-1550617444.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540t) Virginia Madsen 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 I like that bodice on her. I think if the skirt had been looser, this would've been great. ## Heidi Klum in Roland Mouret ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540bv-1550617181.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540bv) Heidi Klum 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' This is a mess. Which is a shame because it's at least DIFFERENT for her, although I guess back then, she hadn't... developed her track record yet. ## Rachel Weisz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/71021_84979923-640x972-1550624049.jpg) Well, there are REALLY REALLY STRONG ODDS that she will look better this year. ## Jessica Biel in Oscar de la Renta ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/70861_84987411-640x981-1550623985.jpg) That dress is BETTER than the hand towel, but the skirt is pulling and has strange diagonal seam choices and her hair is still a total disaster. ## Natalie Portman in Rodarte ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540ei-1550617253.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540ei) Natalie Portman 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' HOIKETY HOIK-HOIK. ## Alicia Keys in Armani ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540fp-1550617278.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540fp) Alicia Keys 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Okay, that's mostly okay, but why... why does it want us to think her right boob is two cup sizes smaller than the other one. ## Robin Roberts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540n-1550617428.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540n) Robin Roberts 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 I love her, but the bodice seems a bit off. ## Amanda Seyfried in Valentino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540cp-1550617211.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540cp) Amanda Seyfried 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Oh, mercy, no. That thing looks like it weighs 50 pounds and it's so aging. ## Freida Pinto in John Galliano ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540aw-1550617154.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540aw) Freida Pinto 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' Beautiful color on her. ## Reese Witherspoon in Rodarte ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854548la-1550617570.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/REX/Shutterstock (854548la) Reese Witherspoon 81st Annual Academy Awards Vanity Fair Party, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 This is just Rodarte stepping all over its better impulses. ## Kate Winslet in YSL ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854540hn-1550617373.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (854540hn) Kate Winslet 81st Annual Academy Awards Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 Actor: Sean Penn, 'Milk' Actress: Kate Winslet, 'The Reader' Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight' Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' Motion Picture: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Director: Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire' Cinematography: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Sound Mixing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Score: 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman. Original Song: "Jai Ho" from 'Slumdog Millionaire', A.R. Rahman and Gulzar. Film Editing: 'Slumdog Millionaire' Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk' Animated Feature Film: 'WALL-E' Documentary Feature: 'Man on Wire' Costume: 'The Duchess' Visual Effects: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Makeup: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Art Direction: 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' Sound Editing: 'The Dark Knight' This dress punted on all its decisions. ## Claire Danes in Zac Posen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854548hf-1550617530.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/REX/Shutterstock (854548hf) Claire Danes 81st Annual Academy Awards Vanity Fair Party, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 And this feels like Zac designed a dress, then got mad at it and scribbled all over it with black lacy fabric. ## Rose Byrne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/70881_84988718-640x1037-1550623996.jpg) "I don't know. I don't know about the shoes, the patch, ANY OF IT. The last thing I remember was deep-conditioning my hair." ## Kate Bosworth in McQueen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854548jo-1550617543.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/REX/Shutterstock (854548jo) Kate Bosworth 81st Annual Academy Awards Vanity Fair Party, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 "I am PLEASED WITH ME!!!!" ## Naomi Watts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854548cu-1550617480.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/REX/Shutterstock (854548cu) Naomi Watts 81st Annual Academy Awards Vanity Fair Party, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 WOW. This is the most disheveled she has EVER LOOKED. ## Jennifer Aniston in Valentino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854548fu-1550617517.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/REX/Shutterstock (854548fu) Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer 81st Annual Academy Awards Vanity Fair Party, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 I still cannot believe this happened. At least her dress was good? ## Zoe Saldana in D&G ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/854548np-1550617581.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/REX/Shutterstock (854548np) Zoe Saldana 81st Annual Academy Awards Vanity Fair Party, Los Angeles, America - 22 Feb 2009 That bodice is sad. ## Lauren Conrad ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/02/70911_84988196-640x982-1550624010.jpg) But this is the saddest of all. Oh, L.C. I hope you donated this long ago. 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