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Ariana Grande

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371361bb) Ariana Grande arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

Ariana was 20 here, but also believably like 15. Nowadays she seems like... an airbrushed version of this girl, is the best way I can think of to put it. Still herself, but somehow with a blurring tool. She also -- am I crazy -- kind of looks in this photo like her current paramour Ethan Slater. I think it's the quizzical eyebrows and not her ACTUAL face.

Miley Cyrus

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371361d) Miley Cyrus arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

We've been through a LOT with Miley over the years, and on this night, she performed the infamous twerking performance where she also rubbed at Robin Thicke's crotch with a foam finger. (It got Hannah Montana toys yanked from many store shelves.) But at this point in the night, we thought it was just good clean beaded fun.

Katy Perry

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371361af) Katy Perry arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

This Emanuel Ungaro had just appeared at the Met Gala on the back of Coco Rocha, which is an extremely tough act to follow. Katy is doing her level best...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371361as) Katy Perry arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

... but the grill just feels silly.

Rita Ora

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371361at) Rita Ora arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

This looks like she sewed a bearskin rug to a cummerbund.

Erin Wasson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371361ae) Erin Wasson arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

Remember model Erin Wasson? You probably do now. She went through a real naked phase.

One Direction

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Monika Graff/UPI/Shutterstock (12371359f) The band One Direction arrives in the press room at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn, and Barclays Center, which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

What a long, strange trip for several of these gentlemen. (It's... Liam, Zayn, Niall, Harry, and Louis, right? Man, I got stuck on Louis. He's the Kurt of the group. God bless Kurt.)

NSYNC

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Monika Graff/UPI/Shutterstock (12371359h) The reunited band 'N Sync arrives in the press room at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn, and Barclays Center, which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

I want to know why JC and Lance were like, "Nah, pass on the shirt and vest you ordered."

Bruno Mars

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Monika Graff/UPI/Shutterstock (12371382b) Bruno Mars with his awards in the press room at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn, and Barclays Center, which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 26 Aug 2013

For some reason, I thought Bruno Mars was newer than this. Time is a flat circle.

Taylor Swift

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Monika Graff/UPI/Shutterstock (12371382h) Taylor Swift in the press room at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn, and Barclays Center, which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 26 Aug 2013

She won for the "I Knew You Were Trouble" video. She looks nice, but more like she's at the Oscars than the VMAs -- maybe that's why the next year she let her pendulum swing back far enough for her to wear that leotard.

Iggy Azalea

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371376q) Iggy Azalea arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 26 Aug 2013

She sure tried. The world has moved on.

Ciara

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371361r) Ciara arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

Ciara also just really really loved a naked dress at this point in time. Full commitment.

Lil' Kim

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371376u) Lil' Kim arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 26 Aug 2013

Her hypnotist JUST snapped his fingers and she's like, "I'm WHERE now?"

Paula Patton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371376l) Paula Patton arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 26 Aug 2013

This is so heavy on her, but I'll grant that it's on-theme to wear a dress at a video awards show that looks like it's made of old VHS tape.

Shailene Woodley

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371376p) Shailene Woodley arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 26 Aug 2013

I still love that skirt.

Naya Rivera

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371376aq) Naya Rivera arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 26 Aug 2013

Aw. She should still be here.

Ashanti

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371376j) Ashanti arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 26 Aug 2013

A surprisingly good look on Ashanti here!

Jennifer Hudson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371361l) Jennifer Hudson arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

Houndstooth is nice? I feel like she needs a plum lipstick.

Joan Smalls

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371376af) Joan Smalls arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 26 Aug 2013

Those shoes look like a pain in the neck, and a blister farm, but she still looks great.

Allison Williams

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371361f) Allison Williams arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

Courthourse bride chic.

Selena Gomez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dennis Van Tine/UPI/Shutterstock (12371361i) Selena Gomez arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center in New York City on August 25, 2013. This is the first time the awards show has been held in Brooklyn and Barclays Center which opened last September. Vma Mtv Barclays, Brooklyn, New York, United States - 25 Aug 2013

I don't love that it looks like her dress was designed by a fan of Justin Timberlake ripping open Janet's dress at the Super Bowl. Otherwise, she looks GREAT, and also, 2013 Selena, I have SO MUCH TO TELL YOU.

Time to Rewind To The 2013 VMAs
Starring Ariana Grande.

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