Miley Cyrus in Tom Ford
This almost looks like parody to me -- like someone took a roll of gaffer tape and was like, "Criss cross MOTHERF'ING APPLESAUCE, baby."
Rihanna in Tom Ford
Well, look. If you're going to attempt a curtain attached to boob sparkles, Rihanna is the person you're going to send it to, bar none (well, maybe Gaga). But she looks ripped from a shelved X-rated episode of Star Trek.
Gwyneth
Why couldn't this just have been a regular suit?
Alessandra Ambrosio
This looks like someone threw a bucket of tar on her.
January Jones
This is like the coffee spill version.
Beth Behrs
This not only uses flesh as a belt, of sorts...
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... but makes it look like she has buttons on her skin. I guess it IS Halloween, almost?
Sharon Stone
It's always odd when Sharon Stone is the sedate dresser in a slideshow.
Lea Michele in Tom Ford
Tom was on a very inflexible sequin budget, I guess.
Natasha Bedingfield
I have no idea if this is Tom Ford, but I DO know that it sure doesn't fit. Also, I finally started watching Selling Sunset, which is by the same EP that did The Hills and feels VERY MUCH like that show, and it was a real missed opportunity not having Natasha turn "Unwritten" into "Unlisted."
Kat Dennings in Rubin Singer
The two dresses I like best in this entire shebang are not Tom Ford at all. This wet-look Rubin Singer is stellar on Kat...
Camilla Belle in Carolina Herrera
... and HOW FAB is this Herrera? I yearn, friends. I yearn.