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Kyra Sedgwick

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (1005820cf) Kyra Sedgwick 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

This is quite an Easter egg of a dress -- in the actual Fancy Pastel sense, not the "hidden objects that have meaning to fans" sense.

Marcia Gay Harden

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (1005838fn) Marcia Gay Harden 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

That's fabulous on her and this photo cracks me up, because she looks like she's having NONE OF IT.

Christina Hendricks

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (1005820dp) Christina Hendricks 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

I look back and I STILL want to scream on her behalf at the way people treated dressing her as if it were an insurmountable challenge. Look at this lovely person and tell me it's that hard, people. I wish this fit a bit better, but she's a damn fox in it anyway.

Christina Applegate

This looks like it was draped on the fly.

Mindy Kaling

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1005869bj) Mindy Kaling 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

Out of all the 2009 flashback posts we've done, Mindy's makeup looks the best in this one, FINALLY. I like the dress, too. And please behold the BRACELETS. She knew.

Sarah Silverman

This looks like a very limp period costume.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/Shutterstock (1005804gd) Julia Louis-Dreyfus 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

Fabulous, as always.

Vanessa Williams

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (1005838fm) Vanessa Williams 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

I'll say it again: COME BACK TO TV, VANESSA. We'll find you a bitchy, soapy part. Your eyebrow-raising skills must not be wasted.

Victoria Rowell

This really does look like a souvenir blanket she bought on Etsy.

Mary Louise Parker

She was nominated for Weeds (she lost to Toni Collette, whose photo I don't have for some reason). This might have worked better if it were floor-length.

Padma Lakshmi

I believe here her cleavage has won first prize somewhere.

Ginnifer Goodwin

I didn't really like this at the time. My heart has softened.

Mila Kunis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (1005838y) Mila Kunis 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

There's a shadow in this photo that makes it look like she's wearing a choker; thankfully that doesn't seem to be the case. This is fine, but I feel like... the role of this person in this basic dress soon thereafter was handed to Sarah Hyland.

Sigourney Weaver

Yes MA'AM.

Hayden Panettiere

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1005869an) Hayden Panettiere 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

She is so talented, and I always worry about her. The dress is a jumble, but I'd take it in exchange for her being back on my TV and happy.

Carrie Preston

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1005869gv) Carrie Preston 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

She looks phenomenal.

Cobie Smulders

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Unimedia/Shutterstock (1006727ab) Cobie Smulders 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

Interestingly, we just featured her in a red dress that ALSO needed a hoik. But not as badly as this one does.

Jennifer Morrison

Oh, girl. We didn't know the years of bad outfits we had ahead of us. GOOD TIMES.

Blake and Leighton

A classic! We have Leighton Meester wearing a WHOLE LOT more makeup than she needs, in a dress that looks like she used bedsheets to try and make a flotation aid, and we have Blake Lively doing such strong Boobs Legsly that we can actually SEE the thread that's purporting to hold her skirt together.

Kim Kardashian

Kim was having a hard time peering out under the weight of her eyelashes, but let's admit it: The dress works, and if she wore it now, we'd be like, "IT'S A BREAKTHROUGH."

January Jones

Betty Draper's art-deco bodice is cool, but this ALSO needs a hoik, and perhaps a necklace.

Olivia Wilde

Was this the year she turned up first to everything? I believe it was, and I thought to myself, "I would bet a bean that this is Marchesa," and it IS, so hooray, I get to keep both my kids. 

Sandra Oh

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (1005838aa) Sandra Oh 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

Don't you sometimes wish you could reach through the screen and be like, "Psst, Sandra, in 2019 you will be the toast of the town again."

Rose Byrne in Valentino

I was going to guess Elie Saab for this one; I would have been wrong. She was there for Damages. Little did I know how funny she is. I would tell 2009 Rose Byrne that she's going to be GREAT in Spy.

Holly Hunter

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (1005838go) Holly Hunter 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

She looks great in that, and probably could and would still wear it today.

Kate Walsh

Ah, Addison Montgomery. This dress's side draping ended up looking odder in motion. This is making me miss classic Grey's.

Drew Barrymore

Drew was there for Grey Gardens, and needs a major necklace IMMEDIATELY (ten years ago). Someone remedy that! It's never too late.

Chloe Sevigny

I love this -- it's one of my favorite things she's ever worn. And while that may be some slim competition, the fact remains that the dots over the gentle yellow sheath are great. Linings: THEY WORK.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1005869fe) Jennifer Love Hewitt 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

I could tell 2009 JLH that she's going to be on a crisis-of-the-week show with ANGELA FREAKING BASSETT and she'd probably be like, "Nice try."

Ellen Burstyn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1005869as) Ellen Burstyn 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

This all seems exactly as it should be.

Jeanne Tripplehorn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1005869ah) Jeanne Tripplehorn 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

She looks super. It also feels very in-character for Barb from Big Love to be the comparatively sensible one.

Elisabeth Moss

She was nominated for Mad Men. Her dresses have improved a LOT in the years between that and her current spate of nominations.

Jennifer Carpenter

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1005869ag) Jennifer Carpenter 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

She looks dishy in this.

Sarah MacLachlan

Apologies, Sarah, but... I did NOT remember you.

Lisa Edelstein

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1005869dw) Lisa Edelstein 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

This is a French Maid costume writ formal.

Tina Fey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/Shutterstock (1005804fe) Tina Fey 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

Yep.

Amy Poehler

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock (1005808ce) Amy Poehler 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

A TOUCH exuberant with the tanning spray, Ames.

Heidi Klum

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1005869fn) Heidi Klum 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

She would NEVER be this covered up today. There isn't even a slit!

Alyson Hannigan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1005869hd) Alyson Hannigan 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

She looks contagiously happy.

Blake Lively

Blake appears to have changed for the post-party into some expensive shrink-wrap.

AnnaLynne McCord

OLD FRIEND. You know, she turned out to be pretty funny on the terrible 90210 CW reboot. This dress is not worthy of her.

Glenn Close

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (1005838fp) Glenn Close 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 20 Sep 2009

She won for Damages, cool as you please. This feels very Frances McDormand of her, almost. 

Thomas Jane and Patricia Arquette

Remember how they were married? You do now.

Flashback Fug: The 2009 Emmys
I love a retrospective in the morning. And the afternoon, and evening.

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