
This whole thing is an absolute space conqueror vibe, even if I don't necessarily like the individual pieces.

I am not sure the mono-sleeve AND the unbalanced hem needed to be in play?

The skirt detail is really cool, but if you zoom in on the outfit, there are a LOT of different parts to it. One too many I think.

And this is very lovely, but in retrospect -- knowing all the STUFF she and Law have done together since -- it feels so weird that they went with subdued elegance at an MTV party.

This is the Museum of Decorative Arts version of what Julia Roberts wore in Pretty Woman.

These two. I actually can't tell if they're still together? They were as of November but they aren't on each other's IG pages very often. Maybe they are just being private? WHY DO I EVEN LOOK? I guess I just want to believe In WUV, TWOO WUV. Also I want this Pac Man suit to have spun everlasting magic, rather than simply being a love power pellet that wears off over time.

Hmm. Does this need... a bit more on the top? Or just a refitting up there, or is she standing awkwardly... I cannot put my finger on what's not working right.

I believe I loved this at the time, and now it's giving me a bit more pause. Is it TOO blocky?

This one is easier. Its so shapeless.

Poor Sweetums the Muppet didn't stand a chance.

This dress was all sequins, which actually looked very neat on her. Millie was 13 at this time, and this was one of the nights her team actually dressed her in something that looked PERFECT on a kid that age.

I'm glad Barb got to have a little fun, too.

The gents on this show always have a lot of fun with their wardrobes.

This is 100 percent something Sharon Stone would have worn to the amfAR event at Cannes -- an aesthetic that you would not expect to cross over to the MTV Movie Awards at the Santa Monica airport hangar.

This looks like hotel-bar wallpaper in a REALLY fancy place.

Which was the bigger mess: that dress, or the Baywatch movie?

Welcome to my new horror movie, Something South of Her Groin is Missing.

The creature that lives in Jasmine's dress might be what ate the rest of Gal's outfit.

She MIGHT have hosted this one? That's a lot of sequins to carry but she looks good in it.

There IS of course a little dash of MTV on the sides.

And, we have the minidress version.

This is ALL about her shoes, for me. I covet them. STILL. They deserve more than a romper.

There IS such a thing as too much Gucci, even for Yara Shahidi.

"Make Your Own Gucci" night didn't go as planned.

Neither did the shoe project.

I mean, this is basically lingerie, right? She was a VS Angel, so maybe that's on brand.

This is cute and also it looks like the ruffly bra bodice is giving us spirit fingers.

This could have been worse. It's not really TRYING, but sometimes with The Family Cyrus, trying is so tiring.

I mean, she changed into sweats and I have never related to her more.

"And the winner is... ME, for surprising you all in crimson latex."
