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Anna Kendrick

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actress Anna Kendrick attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

Between the falling-out hair and the lopsided bodice, this really does look like she had a limo tryst she couldn't cover up. But the shoes! The wrong color choice? Probably, but at least she made a bold one.

Aubrey Plaza

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actress Aubrey Plaza attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

Fast forward 16 years, and she just had a baby. SUNRISE, SUNSET.

Ellen Wong

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actress Ellen Wong attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

You might also recall her from "The Carrie Diaries." And, once again, those blue shoes have no place with this dress, but we have to give the A for effort! Or maybe a B for effort, really, because anyone could have foreseen this.

Michael Cera

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actor Michael Cera attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

I did not think of him as a Docksiders person, but then again, I am not sure I have ever put an ounce of thought into what kind of shoes Michael Cera prefers. Certainly in Barbie, I can buy that Allan has a lot of these. Perhaps he was just preparing himself REALLY early.

Adam Scott

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actor Adam Scott attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

Back to back Docksiders! Who'd have thought it.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

Gold pumps and a leopard clutch! Be still my heart.

Amanda Crew

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Amanda Crew arrives to the Los Angeles premiere of "Scott Pilgrim VS. The World" held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Tran/FilmMagic)

My feet broke a little bit just LOOKING at how high those are. But she looks cute.

Mae Whitman

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actress Mae Whitman attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

Nowadays a starlet ABSOLUTELY would have worn the Zendaya shoes with this, and while that dark green color is -- once again -- not necessarily the logical choice, I am so pleased not to be bored. Maybe the reason shoes are dull now is that it's a market overcorrection?!?

Thomas Jane

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actor Thomas Jane attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

"Oh, Thomas Jane, it is SO on brand for you to be shoeless on the red carpet," I thought. But then I realized he's actually in those Vibram Five Fingers shoes, a name I truly hate because WE DO NOT HAVE TOE FINGERS. WE HAVE TOES, FULL STOP.

Clare Grant and Seth Green

HOLLYWOOD, CA - JULY 27: Clare Grant and Seth Green attend "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World" Los Angeles Premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, CA. (Photo by ANDREAS BRANCH/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)

Still together! Love is real, etc.

Abigail Breslin

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actress Abigail Breslin attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

This is adorable.

Brandon Routh

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actor Brandon Routh attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

Is his torso long, or are those pants REALLY low?

Anita Briem

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actress Anita Briem attends the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

She was Jane Seymour in "The Tudors," until they recast her because she was committed to Journey to the Center of the Earth, a conflict she almost certainly regretted. I hope she was at least pleased with this insanity. She looks like Princess Zelda at Coachella.

HOLLYWOOD, CA - JULY 27: Anita Briem attends "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World" Los Angeles Premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, CA. (Photo by ANDREAS BRANCH/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)

It's a mess from the back. In the words of 4 Non Blondes, don't turn around!

Kieran Culkin, Jason Schwartzman

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Actors Kieran Culkin (L) and Jason Schwartzman attend the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

These two should recreate this moment now.

Sigourney Weaver

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 27: Sigourney Weaver arrives to the Los Angeles premiere of "Scott Pilgrim VS. The World" held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on July 27, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Tran/FilmMagic)

I fear that blouse looks like a magic spell gone wrong.

Anna Kendrick

LONDON - AUGUST 18: Anna Kendrick attends the European Premiere of "Scott Pilgrim vs The World" at the Empire Leicester Square on August 18, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

I tossed in a few pics from the European premiere, too, because the trend continued. This dress is not much but she CLEARLY fell in love with the shiny purple shoes and had to wear them. We've all been there. I wish more of us would be there now, AHEM.

Florence Welch

LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 18: Singer Florence Welch attends the European premiere of 'Scott Pilgrim vs The World' at Empire Leicester Square on August 18, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Jon Furniss/WireImage)

Booties! I forgot about booties.

Ellen Wong

LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 18: Elle Wong attends the 'Scott Pilgrim Vs The World' European film premiere at The Empire cinema, Leicester Square on August 18, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Ian Gavan/Getty Images)

Wow, this combines both the previous pics: falling in love with purple shoes, and BOOTIES.

Brie Larson

LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 18: (UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS OUT) Alison Pill attends the European premiere of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World held at the Empire Leicester Square on August 18, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Fergus McDonald/Getty Images)

Those beige shoes are a bad color, but the style is a cute idea.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 18: Mary Elizabeth Winstead attends the 'Scott Pilgrim Vs The World' European film premiere at The Empire cinema, Leicester Square on August 18, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Ian Gavan/Getty Images)

She looks a bit like a bride at her brunch shower. The shoes, though? Pretty.

Chris Evans

LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 18: Chris Evans attends the European premiere of 'Scott Pilgrim vs The World' at Empire Leicester Square on August 18, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

And here's THIS spiky-haired rogue! You don't need to see his feet, or so I assume, as we had no photos of them. This is around the time Jessica and I were like, "I don't think this dude is ever gonna happen," and we were, I would say, super SUPER wrong about that.

16 Years Ago, People Wore Actual Interesting Shoes to the "Scott Pilgrim" Premiere
Nary a blocky white pump in sight!

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