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# Flavor Flav's Clocks
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/flava-flavs-clocks/
- Published: 2020-05-04T13:45:49.000Z
- Updated: 2020-05-04T04:40:47.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

## 1988

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/GettyImages-74307616-1588564425.jpg)

NEW YORK - CIRCA 1988: Flavor Flav and Chuck D of the rap group "Public Enemy" perform onstage in circa 1988 in New York, New York. (Photo by Al Pereira/Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images)

What I love about this photo is, it genuinely DOES look as if someone stole this clock off a high school locker room wall and was like, "Here, it'll go great with those pants."

## 1988

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/GettyImages-76055970-1588564434.jpg)

CIRCA 1988: (L-R) Professor Griff, S1W, Flavor Flav, Terminator X, Chuck D and another member of their S1W security unit of the rap group Public Enemy pose for a portrait in circa 1988\. (Photo by Lisa Haun Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images)

"Guys? Guys, the sun says it's 4:15, not 3:15\. We forgot to spring forward."

## 1989

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/GettyImages-74291972-1588564417.jpg)

NEW YORK - 1989: Rapper Flavor Flav of the rap group 'Public Enemy' at the filming of a video for their song 'Fight The Power' directed by Spike Lee in 1989 in New York, New York. (Photo by Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images)

The addition of the alarm-clock paraphernelia really sells it.

## 1995

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_3495714a-1588541447.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Danny Joint/Pymca/Shutterstock (3495714a) Flava Flav from Hip Hop group Public Enemy STOCK

"It's almost midnight. My car is gonna turn back into a gourd."

## 2003

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_419504f-1588541363.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Alex Maguire/Shutterstock (419504f) FLAVA FLAV OF PUBLIC ENEMY - 10 JUN MELTDOWN FESTIVAL, ROYAL ALBERT HALL, LONDON, BRITAIN - JUN 2003

Ah, the boldness of a contrasting color.

## 2004

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_458759cc-1588541375.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (458759cc) Flava Flav 2004 BET ( BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION ) AWARDS, KODAK THEATRE, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 29 JUN 2004

This is beautifully meta -- a man wearing a clock that depicts himself wearing a clock.

## 2004

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_497784aw-1588541383.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (497784aw) Flava Flav 1ST ANNUAL BET COMEDY AWARDS, PASADENA CIVIC CENTRE, PASADENA, CALIFORNIA, AMERICA - 28 SEP 2004

So much Knicks-related optimism. If only I could travel back and tell him it was for naught. On some level, he probably knew.

## 2005

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_566497cp-1588541391.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock (566497cp) Flava Flav RADIO MUSIC AWARDS, LAS VEGAS, AMERICA - 19 DEC 2005

I appreciate that the timepiece here is restrained, so tht the vest and bow tie and top hat can do the work.

## 2006

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_622653ft-1588541418.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (622653ft) Flava Flav 34th American Music Awards, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, America - 21 Nov 2006

I enjoy his deck-of-cards jacket, and the fact that his clock might suggest it's yoga time.

## 2006

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_622647ah-1588541399.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (622647ah) Flava Flav 34th American Music Awards, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, America - 21 Nov 2006

Is this the backside of that clock, or did it come with its own protective case?

## 2008

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_732083i-1588541428.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jss Images/BEI/Shutterstock (732083i) Flava Flav Verizon Wireless and People Magazine party in honor of Timbaland, Los Angeles, America - 08 Feb 2008

The candy swirl is cool, but the apron is what really makes this sing. Khaki was an unexpected choice.

## 2009

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_877750g-1588541437.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (877750g) Flava Flav Flava Flav 50th Birthday Celebration at Jet Nightclub, Las Vegas, Nevada, America - 20 Mar 2009

Clock jewelry, or jewelry that looks like a clock? WHY NOT BOTH.

## 2017

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_8967406j-1588541456.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (8967406j) Criss Angel, Gary Oldman, Lance Burton, Randy Couture, Flava Flav, The Amazing Johnathan, Tony Orlando Criss Angel Honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Los Angeles, USA - 20 Jul 2017

I just wanted everyone to marinate in how RANDOM this assortment of people is. The occasion was Criss Angel Mindfreak's Walk of Fame star, and the group is: Criss Angel, Gary Oldman, Lance Burton, Randy Couture, Flava Flav, The Amazing Johnathan, Tony Orlando. GARY OLDMAN. What are you doing there? Are you just EVERYWHERE, Gary Oldman

## 2019

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_10348594g-1588541467.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (10348594g) Flava Flav All Star Beach Concert, Las Vegas, USA - 26 Jul 2019

His clocks may be smaller sometimes, but they are still sparkly, and more to the point, still PRESENT.

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