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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MAY 03: Florence Welch of Florence and the Machine visits SiriusXM Studios on May 03, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for SiriusXM)

It's not like this aesthetic doesn't WORK for her, because it does. She leans all the way in. She is the woman who will come to your sick bed and dance around with a lyre.

BURBANK, CALIFORNIA - May 2: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Florence Welch performs live on stage at the iHeartRadio Album Release Party with Florence + The Machine at iHeartRadio Theater on May 2, 2022 in Burbank, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)

This dress looks like she intended to needlepoint on it, and then realized it was a tall order and gave up.

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 19: Florence Welch of Florence + the Machine performs on stage at Theatre Royal Drury Lane on April 19, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Gus Stewart/Redferns)

Here she is putting a pox on all men, specifically the one who jilted her and left her alone to languish in an attic. He deserves it. THEY ALL DO RIGHT NOW.

Florence Welch Has Come Out of the Woodwork
She has, mayhap, shaken it out.

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