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Natalie Portman in Dior

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 19: Natalie Portman attends the "Fountain of Youth" New York premiere at American Museum of Natural History on May 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

This is a very cute cocktail dress, right in her wheelhouse, and about right for an early summer popcorn flick (well, you'll have to make it at home, but still).

John Krasinski

John Krasinski at Apple's "Fountain of Youth" world premiere held at the American Museum of Natural History on May 19, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/Variety via Getty Images)

Someday, one of these outfits WILL end with, say, feather pants that have WHEEE written on them in glitter. Sadly, today is not that day, so I went with a detail photo instead.

Eiza Gonzalez

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 19: Eiza González attends Apple's "Fountain of Youth" premiere at American Museum of Natural History on May 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

She clearly drew inspiration from Indiana Jones.

Carmen Ejogo

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 19: Carmen Ejogo attends Apple's "Fountain of Youth" premiere at American Museum of Natural History on May 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

Soup up the shoes, Carmen! You were almost there!

Carla Gugino

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 19: Carla Gugino attends Apple's "Fountain of Youth" premiere at American Museum of Natural History on May 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

I appreciate this one-two punch of metallics, though.

Domhnall Gleeson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 19: Domhnall Gleeson attends Apple's "Fountain of Youth" premiere at American Museum of Natural History on May 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

He is a delight.

Arian Moayed

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 19: Arian Moayed attends Apple's "Fountain of Youth" premiere at American Museum of Natural History on May 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

This is very smart styling with jeans.

Samantha Mathis

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 19: Samantha Mathis attends Apple's "Fountain of Youth" premiere at American Museum of Natural History on May 19, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

I would've shopped for navy shoes with this, I think, but this is overall quite summery but still sufficiently dressy.

Natalie Portman Is in a Fountain of Youth Action Movie
Called, yes, Fountain of Youth.

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