Nicole Scherzinger

Nicole unfortunately has interpreted Keeping Up With The Kardashians as "staying neck and neck with them" and not simply catching up on their shenanigans.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

I applaud her polka dots.

Emily Osment

She looks good, but i just seems like if you're wearing a romper, it's not blazer weather. She might be realizing this right now.

Jane Leeves

Jane Leeves is like, "Forget it. I'm not scorching my retinas for ANYONE. Just focus on my sad sheer skirt."

Jenny McCarthy

She was also present, presumably being tiresome and ill-informed.

Vivica A. Fox

Are you not SWELTERING, MILADY?

Meredith Vieira

Meredith may be impervious to sunlight. She's neither sweaty-seeming NOR squinting.

Kim Cattrall

Samantha Jones is perturbed by no flaming heat orb.

Angela Bassett

Angela WAS in the sun, but only on her right half, so her pants grew unevenly.

Robin Thicke

I assume he simply lucked out, and would have worn the shades anyway.

Amanda Fuller and Molly McCook

They are on Last Man Standing, which I shall never watch. Amanda is ensuring we know she is with child, and looks very nice in her blue and red ensemble. Molly on the right is the daughter of Bold and the Beautiful's Eric Forrester, aka John McCook. Imagine her dress with a metallic shoe, please. 

Halston Sage

Like, say, THESE metallic shoes. Halston looks lovely and badly needs a lipstick. That non-color makes her look parched.

Maggie Lawson

She reminds me of Alicia Silverstone. I like this, but feel like a clutch would have tied in the shoes

Nancy Travis

I wonder if she's still a hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.

Yara Martinez

Her shoes are a strangely bland color, but even so, she wins this slideshow for me. I LOVE how festive and joyous this is.

Cat Deeley

And then we have this desolate womp-womp of an ensemble. At least she is beautifully braceleted.

Ian Ziering, Erin Ludwig, and fam

Thank you for letting your little girls wear sneakers. Comfort is key.

Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott

If we could just chop that off where the lining ends... is a sentence that will be etched into my tombstone. Dean McDermott looks like he said to himself in the mirror, "Hipster Jemaine Clement. THAT is your new aesthetic."

Jennie Garth

She looks lovely. Vaguely TP'd, but lovely

Shannen Doherty

Someone get Brenda Walsh some damned Ray Bans! BRANDON! Where are you when we need you?

Brian Austin Green

"And YOU are so precious to me! And YOU are so precious to me!"

FOX's TCAs Party Was So Bright, They Had to Wear Shades

Except hardly anyone had any.