> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # FOX Upfronts Fugs, Fabs, and a Brief Blurb of TRUTH, Y'ALL - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fox-upfronts-fugs-fabs-and-a-brief-blurb-of-truth-yall/ - Published: 2012-05-15T19:00:51.000Z - Updated: 2012-05-16T21:42:48.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 ## Mindy Kaling ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144529399.jpg) Mindy's new show actually looks really good. ([Here's the trailer](https://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/05/15/the%5Fmindy%5Fproject%5Ftrailer%5Fmindy%5Fkaling%5Fs%5Fnew%5Fshow%5Flooks%5Fgreat%5F.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).) I can't believe NBC passed on it, but it's going to be perfect with *New Girl*, which I also love, so we all win. Also: Mindy looks totally cute in this. ## Jaime Lee Kirchner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529350.jpg) Jaime Lee Kirchner here was on *Mercy*, and I am glad she got a new job. She is pretty, and this dress is cute -- I find the shoes a bit boring? But over all, totally respectable outing, Jaime. ## Zach Gilford ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529346.jpg) I love you, Matt Saracen, and you should have gotten an Emmy nomination for your final season on FNL (not that I would take the actual statue away from Coach. Related: Call me, Coach!) but what are you so GREY? ## Martha Plimpton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529331.jpg) Martha Plimpton is/looks great. Again, I would have put her in a more interesting shoe but NO ONE LISTENS TO ME. ## Darren Criss ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529322.jpg) Darren, your shirt is groovy, but I wish you had shaved. ## Echo Kellum ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529285.jpg) I don't know who Echo Kellum is, but I like his style. ## Kevin Bacon, Natalie Zea, James Purefoy ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529275.jpg) Um, yes. I WILL watch a serial killer show starring these three, helmed by Kevin Williamson. I will watch that so hard. I wish James Purefoy had 86'ed the idea of sporting Clooney's haircut from 1997 though, and again, Natalie's shoes are boring (although her dress is cute, but I am an admitted polka dotaholic). ## Chris Colfer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529268.jpg) Very dapper, Mr Colfer. ## Cory Monteith ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529256.jpg) ALSO dapper, Mr. Monteith! I guess they're still on Glee next season, somehow. ## Jenna Ushkowitz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529242.jpg) This might be the best Jenna Ushkowitz has looked at one of these things. I wish her shoes were strappier, though -- that dress is so summery, and those shoes (although totally reliable and acceptable; I have a similar pair) are kinda snoooooooooooooore. ## Jake Johnson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529220.jpg) Oh, NICK. I really love you, but what is happening on your head right now? ## Jordana Spiro ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529216.jpg) Jordana Spiro, who I ALSO really like and who deserves a good job, might be working this jumpsuit. I also hate HER shoes with it. WHO WAS ON SHOE WATCH HERE? ## Dakota Johnson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529192.jpg) Dakota Johnson is the offspring of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith. This is very safe -- even with the armholes -- which was probably wise given that this is sort of her big break. Warm up to the crazy, I always say. Facially, she looks less like a Don/Melanie mash-up and more like a Juliette Lewis/Kaley Cuoco mash-up. That's neither here nor there -- I just had to work out whose face hers reminded me of. It's pretty regardless. ## Becki Newton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529160.jpg) I ALSO love Becki Newton! And I think she could have done better than this. It's kind of....nighttime. ## Hannah Simone ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529155.jpg) On the other hand, I LOVE this. ## Naya Rivera ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144529114.jpg) I don't even know what's happening here. For ONCE I like the shoes, and if it weren't a mullet....we'd be in business. How many men have had that said of them in bars across this fine nation, I ask you? ## Cat Deeley ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144528621.jpg) I am on board with this. ## Lea Michele ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144495323.jpg) I am only partially on board with this. I think my issue with her, actually, is that I like her so much better without bangs.You have such a pretty face, Lea! ## Zooey Deschanel ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144495245.jpg) Zooey would have a shirt that creates an open heart of skin across her clavicle. ## Randy Jackson and Ryan Seacrest ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144495237.jpg) I assume Randy is mugging to distract us from the fact that Steven Tyler is AWOL and J Lo decided to go to the *What to Expect* premiere. IS IT WORKING? A little. ## L.A. Reid, Demi Lovato, Simon Cowell, and Britney Spears ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144493482.jpg) Hey, y'all! OMG, someone gave me a REAL JOB, where I have to show up and do things, like real people! It's so exciting that I totally don't even care that Demi Lovato and LA Reid are BOTH drawing focus from me in this picture! Mama's got herself a comeback, y'all! Today, *X-Factor*, tomorrow some kind of hair extension endorsement deal, and then we're really cooking with whatever that is that comes out of the stove! I CAN'T WAIT, Y'ALL. See y'all in the fall! LOVE, BRITNEY. [FOX Upfronts Fugs, Fabs, and a Brief Blurb of TRUTH, Y'ALLIt turns out that FOX has put together a fall slate full of people I actually really like. Huh. That hardly ever happens. LET'S LOOK AT 'EM.  ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144529399.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fox-upfronts-fugs-fabs-and-a-brief-blurb-of-truth-yall-05-2012/)