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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, or her wax mannequin? You make the call!

Connie Britton

Tami Taylor would have worn a bracelet with this otherwise totally lovely dress. PS, when I die, my tombstone WILL read, "She Wishes You Were Wearing a Bracelet With That."

Dita Von Teese

THAT bracelet is my spirit accessory (it's a swan). I'm so blinded by it that I am pretending I can't see her bra situation, which appears to be complicated. (Thanks for having a bra situation, though, Dita.)

Dita Von Teese

Given her chosen career, I have to say that I do kind of trust her to employ illusion netting appropriately. So I hate this in theory but in practice, I have to kind of shrug and send her a martini from my end of the bar.

Dita Von Teese

And it's intriguingly sheer in movement. This is basically a REALLY expensive nightgown, right?

Carey Lowell

Remember when she was married to Richard Gere? Sometimes these things just occur to me. Regardless, this is what you wear to dinner when you're FABULOUS and find yourself in the Bahamas.

Jessica Szhor

WHAT. Does she have a new stylist, or did her old one just start showing up to work? Either way: CARRY ON, YOU GUYS. This might be the best she's ever looked. (Obviously the shoes are a quick trip down to ComaTown but let's just not look down there.)

Fragrance Foundation Awards Fugs and Fabs
Seriously, HOW MANY AWARDS SHOWS ARE THERE? On the other hand, if there were an awards show called "Achievements in Vanessa From Brooklyn," however, Jessica Szhor would get something for tonight. (Something good [for once].) [Photos: Getty]

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