Oscar Isaac in Celine

I’ve seen this credited as both Celine and Valentino and as of this writing I don’t know which it is. I do know that it’s delightful. I trust this man to make a monster out of human parts!! He would never hurt us! It’ll go great this time!!!!!

Jacob Elordi in Bottega Veneta

This suit almost looks a little big, like they ran out of time to fit him.

Keith Powers

Now THIS seems fitted.

Mia Goth in Dior

Dior got a lot of placement over the weekend. This is... fine? I may unintentionally have grabbed a photo where she's not really working it.

Okay yeah, this is the photo Dior sent and it's a better choice. Sorry, Mia! You get a cleaner look at the lines. It's not necessarily memorable, but it's nice -- and it's not black, which is all she wore for a LONG time. She also has her eyebrows again. Welcome back!

The action in the back, for those who are interested.

Nathalie Emmanuel

This is very simple and elegant.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson in Armani

I guess he left his volleyball friend, Wilson, back in the hotel room. Seems mean.

Molly Gordon in Armani

She looks really pretty, but does this need a hoik?

Survey says: YES.

Christoph Waltz

We were doing fine until his ankles. The Kenny Rogers aesthetic on his head kinda works for him.

Sofia Carson in Armani

This is nice! She isn't boring, that's for sure.

Madisin Rian

This is super delicate and lovely, and the orange-y accessories really work. Swifties will say it's an homage (minty green and orange were the colors of the first cover drop for her upcoming album).

Jesse Williams

He did not go wrong.

Paris Jackson

She can. And maybe did. The neckline looks like someone else's wig hair got caught in it.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Armani

VERY glamorous. I appreciate it.

Leslie Bibb in Armani

Does she need a necklace? This is good, though.

Jessica Williams in Armani

I'm not TOTALLY enamored of the fit of her pants, but I think she got it better than Jacob did, at least. The suit itself is a kick on her.

Molly Sims

Oh, MOLLY. Back away.

Fernanda Torres in Chanel

Shrug.

Gemma Chan

Yes, PLEASE. That fabric is always so effective.

Kaitlyn Dever

Bit of a snore, but the jewelry definitely helps.

Emilia Jones

A bikini and a shower curtain liner walked into a bar...

Christoph Waltz

At least he's in a good mood! He's the Willem Dafoe of these proceedings, Willem also being an older actor who often mugs it up at these events.

Mia Goth in vintage Mugler

It's fine. It's boring. Not enough flavor.

This is better!

Oscar Isaac

Farewell, you fox. I probably won't see this movie but I hope you're great in it.

Hot Frankenstein Is Upon Us

In Venice.