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Lindsay Lohan in Saint Laurent

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - AUGUST 05: Lindsay Lohan attends the Australian Premiere of "Freakier Friday" at Event Cinemas Bondi Junction on August 05, 2025 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

This just feels like going through the motions, a bit. And maybe she IS; this might be the longest press tour she's done in a minute.

Jamie Lee Curtis

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - AUGUST 05: Jamie Lee Curtis attends the Australian Premiere of "Freakier Friday" at Event Cinemas Bondi Junction on August 05, 2025 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

Honestly, this isn't great, either. It screams "I knew this wouldn't wrinkle too badly in my suitcase." But I do like the red.

Ione Skye and Ben Lee

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - AUGUST 05: Ione Skye and Ben Lee attend the Australian Premiere of "Freakier Friday" at Event Cinemas Bondi Junction on August 05, 2025 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

I always forget these two are married -- he is a musician who dated Claire Danes for ages, and he's Australian, so they probably live there some of the time. There is something very funny to me about seeing just that chunk of his t-shirt, like someone is trying to snatch his guitar while he's focused on the cameras.

Tyra

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - AUGUST 05: Tyra Banks attends the Australian Premiere of "Freakier Friday" at Event Cinemas Bondi Junction on August 05, 2025 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

Apparently Miss Tyra also lives in Australia now -- she has an Aussie boyfriend and her house burned down in the Pali fire, so that makes sense. She's looking at me here like she's working the fortune-telling booth at the Ren Faire and she would willingly switch me into someone else's body if I wink twice.

The Lohan Styling Train May Be Running Low on Steam
It's not bad, but.

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