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# Freaky Fug Friday: BUMPED Voting Edition
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/freaky-fug-friday-bumped-voting-edition-04-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-25T19:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2011-04-25T17:31:11.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: GFY Giveaway, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Well, y'all did it again: All we wanted was a quiet Sunday night with a total of five funny entries, but nooooooooo, you guys had to go and ALL be funny and clever and snarktacular. THANKS A LOT. But we have a prize to give away this week -- five copies of *NYT* bestselling author Megan McCafferty's [brilliant new book ](https://www.amazon.com/Bumped-Megan-Mccafferty/dp/0061962740?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)[*Bumped*](https://www.amazon.com/Bumped-Megan-Mccafferty/dp/0061962740?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\--and so we did in fact have to whittle down our list of favorite-favorites.

So, congratulations to each of these finalists, who all get a copy of *Bumped* as long as they provide us with their addresses (via our e-mail address, fuggingitup\[at\]gmail\[dot\]com) for shipping purposes. And not stalking purposes. We promise.

AND WITHOUT FURTHER YADA-YADA:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/04/a-lingerie-clad-christina-aguilera-at-the-abbey-in-west-hollywood-to-launch-the-gay-walk-of-fame.jpg "Xtina")](https://gofugyourself.com/freaky-fug-friday-bumped-voting-edition-04-2011/a-lingerie-clad-christina-aguilera-at-the-abbey-in-west-hollywood-to-launch-the-gay-walk-of-fame-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

1. **NATALIE S., "Taylor Momsen"**

**T**his, I may have seen here before.  
**A**lthough I can’t recall who wore it.  
**Y**ep, definitely someone from the fug archives.  
**L**egsly, first name Boobs, maybe?  
**O**r The Widow Longoria?  
**R**ather not, I fear.

**M**uch too ostentatious for those two.  
**O**kay, I think if altered slightly,  
**M**aybe remove the coat and add some  
**S**tripper heels, also include lots of  
**E**xtensions and raccoon eyes…  
**N**ope, can’t put my finger on it.

1. **THOMAS, "Double Ds"**

**D**aily I’ll strive to keep pushing them higher,  
**O**nward and up, to my chin they aspire  
**U**ndaunted by attention to my one buckled thigh  
**B**e buoyant, my girls, and hold yourself high!  
**L**et go gentlemen, I think I’ll walk fine,  
**E**yes must behold my pleathered vagine!  
**D**ecked out in my feathers, I couldn’t be prouder,  
**S**inging is loud, but fug is much louder.

3) **CORRINER, "Devil's Twins"**

**D**ear JEBUS! I exclaimed over my morning cereal,  
**E**gads! I screeched while spilling coffee on my lap,  
**V**erily, Xtina has eaten the Wonder Twins!  
**I** can’t lie, they’re like a car accident,  
**L**egitimately I can’t look away.  
**S**hame spiral… for her and for me.

**T**ime to talk, Xtina,  
**W**e need to sit you down and TRUTH TOUCH  
**I**n no way is it ok for you to be wearing  
**N**ext-to-nothing when you’re bosom buddies are  
**S**TARING ME DOWN like Satan’s bounty.

1. **CHRIS, "Dirrty"**

**D**earest Xtina, I fear that your gown  
**I**s molting all over Los Angeles Town  
**R**eally, after the tragedy that was Burlesque  
**R**eturning to that type of style was grotesque  
**T**he only condolence I think you can glean:  
**Y**ou can always double as your own drag queen

1. **ROBERT P., "OMG"**

**O**h shit. I totally thought the  
**M**an on the phone said  
**G**ay Walk of Shame.