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# Freaky Fug Friday: Kristen Stewart
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/freaky-fug-friday-kristen-stewart-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-09T16:00:19.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-12T17:31:54.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Candids, GFY Giveaway, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

And it's BACK. Are you ready to win some books? I know you are. Thanks for helping us out with this, K Stew:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/spl366596_048.jpg "Balenciaga, Fall Winter 2012 2013 Ready To Wear Fashion Show")](https://gofugyourself.com/freaky-fug-friday-kristen-stewart-03-2012/balenciaga-fall-winter-2012-2013-ready-to-wear-fashion-show?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

**THE SITUATION**: Kristen Stewart, leaving (or heading to) the Balenciaga show in Paris, and POSSIBLY wearing shoes that are attached to her leather leggings, like you do. I'm wearing some now! (By which I mean, I'm wearing yoga pants.)

**THE TASK**: We haven't done a haiku recently -- due to not having done one of these in a while -- so polish your 5-7-5 skillz and pen us a bitching haiku about K Stew that includes the words "vampire," "leather" and "toes." You can do it. Have some more coffee.

**THE RULES**: All entries must be posted **in the comments of this post** by 9 p.m. Pacific time on Sunday.

**THE PRIZE**: Five of you (5)\* will win a copy of [Abby McDonald's new book, *Getting Over Garrett Delaney.* What's it about? Amazon tells us:](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0763655074/ref=s9%5Fsimh%5Fgw%5Fp14%5Fd0%5Fg14%5Fi1?pf%5Frd%5Fm=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf%5Frd%5Fs=center-2&pf%5Frd%5Fr=1HHN02H8G106CYP15CPA&pf%5Frd%5Ft=101&pf%5Frd%5Fp=470938631&pf%5Frd%5Fi=507846&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

> *"Seventeen-year-old Sadie is in love: epic, heartfelt, and utterly onesided. The object of her obsession - ahem, affection - is her best friend, Garrett Delaney, who has been oblivious to Sadie's feelings ever since he sauntered into her life and wowed her with his passion for Proust \[...\] But when Garrett leaves for a summer literary retreat, Sadie is sure that the absence will make his heart grow fonder - until he calls to say he's fallen in love. \[...\] A heartbroken Sadie realizes that she's finally had enough. It's time for total Garrett detox.*"

It's super cute, and I know you'll enjoy it!

\*Unfortunately, this contest is open to US residents only.