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# Freaky Fug Friday: Results!
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/freaky-fug-friday-results-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-13T21:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-13T04:58:31.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: GFY Giveaway, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

We have winners! As a reminder, here was the picture:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/kstew.jpg "kstew")](https://gofugyourself.com/freaky-fug-friday-results-03-2012/kstew?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And here was the challenge:

**THE TASK**: We haven’t done a haiku recently — due to not having done one of these in a while — so polish your 5-7-5 skillz and pen us a bitching haiku about K Stew that includes the words “vampire,” “leather” and “toes.”

And here are our winners! Each of you will be getting copy of [Abby McDonald’s new book, *Getting Over Garrett Delaney.* ](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0763655074/ref=s9%5Fsimh%5Fgw%5Fp14%5Fd0%5Fg14%5Fi1?pf%5Frd%5Fm=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf%5Frd%5Fs=center-2&pf%5Frd%5Fr=1HHN02H8G106CYP15CPA&pf%5Frd%5Ft=101&pf%5Frd%5Fp=470938631&pf%5Frd%5Fi=507846&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) If you're a winner, please look for an email from us so we can get your deets! And thanks to all who entered -- there were so many great entries!

**Diane**:  
Freeing those vampire  
toes from all that leather is  
a big Fashion Don't.

**Jen:**Leather shoes with pantsShants? Hipster vampire, she hasClaus-TOES-phobia**CMoney:**Toes can breathe freelySpring Volturi VampireLeather Collection**jjdaddyo:**Bloody Vampire ToesClenched, Sweaty Leather NethersGet Me Vagisil**foo:**From Nosfera ToeLeather Vampire CollectionYou too can have sole

CONGRATS to all the winners!