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# Freaky Fug Friday: The Results
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/freaky-fug-friday-the-results-2-02-2013/
- Published: 2013-02-06T15:00:59.000Z
- Updated: 2013-02-05T05:00:16.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: GFY Giveaway, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Congrats to all the amazing entries on this week's entry! Behold the winners of [Amy Spalding's new book *The Reece Malcolm List:*](https://www.amazon.com/The-Reece-Malcolm-List-Spalding/dp/1620612402/ref=sr%5F1%5F1?ie=UTF8&qid=1360039859&sr=8-1&keywords=amy+spalding&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/wenn20094314.xml "Elle Fanning")](https://gofugyourself.com/freaky-fug-friday-elle-fanning-02-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

**THE TASK**: Please write an acrostic poem about Elle’s footwear. (A reminder: [this is an acrostic poem.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrostic?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) If you read horizontally down, the first letter of each line spells something.)  
**lobelia:**

**H**ey look over there,  
**I**t’s Muhammad Elle-Li!  
**S**he floats like a cute little butterfly  
**S**tings like a fugly footwear bee

**Dana:**

**F**anning, thy game plan must be to perplex,  
**O**nward and upward, toward fugly apex!  
**O**ur feet hide in fear of each new contraption;  
**T**o you orphan footwear flies, seeking adoption.

**T**hy boots suit neither pioneer nor Jane Austen,  
**R**ally girls from Texas, soccer players in Boston;  
**A**nd yet you caper and grin wide with glee,  
**I**s it to celebrate a high seed year for thee?  
**T**homas Jane and Fug Nation share this attitude,  
**O**h Elle!  
**R**eally, we’d prefer your feet nude.

**Yates:**

**S**weeter times, they were, when  
**H**arold Hill came to town.  
**I** fell for Tommy Djilas, when  
**P**apa – Mayor Shinn — wasn’t around.  
**O**h wait. That’s a musical, set in the  
**O**ughts. Am I crazy? The  
**P**roof is in these boots that  
**I** bought. (Egads.)