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# Freaky Fug Friday: The Results!
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/freaky-fug-friday-the-results-3-04-2013/
- Published: 2013-04-17T20:30:45.000Z
- Updated: 2013-04-17T19:35:39.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: GFY Giveaway, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Big congrats to the lucky winners of Aaron Hartzler's great new book *Rapture Practice!* Behold:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spl524856_008.xml "Lindsay Lohan lands at LAX before her movie premiere for 'Scary Movie'")](https://gofugyourself.com/freaky-fug-friday-4-04-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

**THE TASK**: Help. Please explain what Lilo is *actually* wearing here. But do it in a haiku.

**THE WINNERS:**

**C Eller**:  
Misheard my advice  
“Get thee to a tannery”  
Was not the intent

**Slogr**:  
The answer is clear:  
Dominatrix, Nevernude  
LiLo papped at work.

**foo:**  
Charlie Sheen’s new couch  
Met a worse fate than the dress  
After the clubbing

**B Marie**:  
Years of hard living  
Bring about leather-like skin  
Here, literally

**Kate:**  
A tragedy strikes!  
Lindsay finds snakes on a plane,  
Legs chomped foot to thigh