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# Freaky Fug Friday: Voting Time!
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/freaky-fug-friday-voting-time-01-2013/
- Published: 2013-01-09T20:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2013-01-09T21:51:24.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Remember when we all got to write songs for drunk shopper Mariah Carey, and the prize was[ this amazing Audrey Hepburn book?](https://www.amazon.com/Audrey-60s-David-Wills/dp/0062209019/ref=sr%5F1%5F2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1357753813&sr=1-2&keywords=audrey&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io):

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/88616pcn_mariah05.jpg "Pop Diva Mariah Carey seen indulging in some late night Christmas shopping and a glass of champagne while on vacation in Aspen, Colorado")](https://gofugyourself.com/freaky-fug-friday-mariah-carey-01-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It is time to vote!

**Option one:** 
**Brooke M:**

(To the tune of Emotions…)

Mmmm, Mmmmm  
Yeah  
Woo, Oh, Oh, Oh, hey hey  
I’m gonna smell some lotions  
Maybe I will find a nice tub  
Ooh, Ohh, Ho, I’m gonna buy fancy po-o-tions  
And all over me Nick will rub  
I’m walking, On some ice  
Do not care, ’bout the price  
Shopping spree, Aspen nights,  
Table cloth dress, corset tight  
I’d like some cream  
Do you sell a jasmine o-o-o-o-ne  
It should have shea butter  
‘Cuz I like the feel on my outSIIIIIDE!!!

**Option two:** 
**WanderingAngela:**

(To the tune of “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria” from The Sound of Music)

How do you solve a problem like Mariah?  
Why would she wear a cumberbund to town?  
Or is it a corset, or part of a tire-ah?  
Regardless, the tablecloth dress gives me a frown.  
… \[editied for brevity, to get to the grande finale\]…  
Oh how do you solve a problem like Maria-ah?  
Why is this lovely gal dressed like a clown?

**Option three:** 
**ANNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAA:**

(To the tune of "All I Want For Christmas Is You")

I don’t want to match this Christmas  
There is just one dress I need  
Don’t care about this fug belt  
Underneath my boobs so free  
I just want a picnic spread  
Over me up to my head  
Make my year complete  
Cover me with your hot lunch meat  
*ohhh-ohhh-oh* 
*kicky riff!*  
Tablecloths, they just scream “Christmas!”  
And I’ve got a scarf to match  
Spread me underneath a tree  
Eat off me, and there’s no catch  
You don’t need to hang a stocking  
You don’t need to put up lights  
Gonna wear my picnic blanket  
Every day until Twelfth Night  
I just want the ants to know  
They’re welcome ‘though it’s winter now  
Santa Claus, come get your cookies  
Sitting on my epic prow  
Nick, go get the basket please  
Stack it high with wine and cheese  
Put your food on me  
I’m a picnic blanket, baby