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# Freaky Fug Friday: Winners!
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/freaky-fug-friday-winners-8-07-2012/
- Published: 2012-07-02T20:30:50.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-02T18:29:04.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: GFY Giveaway, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

A huge round of applause for everyone who entered this week's contest! We are stoked to be giving you THREE copies of [the new book by Pamela Ribon,](https://www.amazon.com/You-Take-It-From-Here/dp/1451646232/ref=sr%5F1%5F1?ie=UTF8&qid=1341252508&sr=8-1&keywords=you+take+it+from+here&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)[*You Take It From Here*](https://www.amazon.com/You-Take-It-From-Here/dp/1451646232/ref=sr%5F1%5F1?ie=UTF8&qid=1341252508&sr=8-1&keywords=you+take+it+from+here&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)*.* Here's the challenge:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/147221950.jpg "Britain Creates 2012: Fashion & Art Collusion - VIP Gala")

**THE SITUATION**: This is at an event called “Britain Creates 2012: Fashion & Art Collusion."

**THE TASK**: Please write a haiku about this unfortunate yet tropical ensemble using, at some point, the phrase “My Fair Lady.”

And the winners are:

**TL**

My fair lady parts  
Cannot be contained by a  
Mere satin loincloth.

**Katy B**

Well, my fair lady –  
We now know you stole clothes from  
Young Blanche Devereaux.

**harfang**

My fair lady, that  
Ensemble ensures you can’t  
Move yer bloomin’ arse.

Winners, check your email for details. Everyone else, thank you for entering!