Kate Beckinsale in Bach Mai

I find this entertainingly hideous -- a surprise from someone who usually goes for glamorously hideous IF she is going for hideous at all.

Julia Fox in Wiederhoeft

Whereas this is glamorously OTT, which in general is more Beckinsale's speed -- though a full body veil is a little much even for her. What if Julia Fox and Kate Beckinsale decide they're soul sisters?

Zazie Beetz in Wiederhoeft

This screams Disney Mardi Gras to me.

Zazie Beetz in Carolina Herrera

Whereas I LOVE how over-the-top this is. She belongs at a polo match.

Indya Moore in Carolina Herrera

Beautiful.

Bailey Bass in Carolina Herrera

That's also fab on her. Herrera is a reliable line.

Stephanie Hsu in Carolina Herrera

It's a posh front row all around. If you're dying to see who belongs to those polka-dot shoes on the side...

Ella Mai in Carolina Herrera

So good.

Lucy Hale in Carolina Herrera

However, tweedy hotpants and no shirt doesn't seem as Carolina to me -- it feels honestly like trying to be Chanel, and nobody should be doing that.

Ashleigh Murray in Bach Mai

It's wild that Kate Beckinsale's outfit came form this same line. That dress looks super on her.

Lola Tung in Bach Mai

ALL THAT HEAVY LEATHER. It's really having a moment right now. The color and the makeup are all good, the wet hair less so, and the pants... they seem annoying to drag around, honestly.

Angela Bassett in Pamella Roland

I wish I could see her feet? But, she looks sparkly and great. I bet the Daily loves that she clearly had hers on-hand to read when the photogs finished.

Ashleigh Murray in Naeem Khan

That's quite neat.

Allison Holker in Naeem Khan

She looks rather fab.

Cara Jade Myers in Naeem Khan

Still holding out hope for a resolution in time to get some Killers of the Flower Moon events. She's making the rounds! First Naeem...

Cara Jade Myers in Tory Burch

... and then Tory. I want to see where this is going to go!!!

Naomi Watts in Tory Burch

Oh dear. All that satin, pulling relentlessly. And she seems to have lightened her eyebrows. It's throwing me off.

Taylour Paige in Tory Burch

What a GREAT coat. I guess everyone is just cranking up the air conditioning inside, because I think it's still a sauna in NYC.

Monica Barbaro, Hari Nef in Tory Burch

Truly, I do not know what Tory Burch is trying to do with clothes right now. This is all over the place.

Chloe Fineman in Tory Burch

This is fine, but why does it need to look like a rug at the bottom?

Adwoa Aboah in Tory Burch

And then THIS feels retro-preppy in a way that relates more to what Tory Burch used to be to me.

Madelaine Petsch in Tory Burch

And here, we have a party top that's of average construction and some Aughts-feeling pants. I don't even know.

Leon Bridges in Tory Burch

Leon looks cool, at least.

Lori Harvey and Halima Aden

Halima always looks polished. Lori Harvey is trying so hard to make Tory Burch seem cooler than it is.

Suki Waterhouse in Tory Burch

Shrug. Where do you put the belt when you want to take off your coat?

Emma Roberts and Tiffany Haddish in Tory Burch

Tiffany looks cooler here than she did at the VMAs later that night. Proof positive that sheers are often the most boring choice.

Kate Beckinsale and Julia Fox Are In Similar Gear in This Front-Row Report

Including Naeem Khan, Carolina Herrera, and Bach Mai.