Kerry Washington in Thom Browne
I don't think those glasses are great on her face. They're overshadowing how great it is. This whole thing feels like Costumey Headmistress more than anything.
Britt Lower in Thom Browne
I don't mind the dress, but the socks are so silly. She looks like someone just activated the Overtime Contingency and she's trying to figure out what the hell she's seeing.
Adrien Brody
Actually... same.
Cara Delevingne in Thom Browne
She looks like a hipster newsie, but it works on her.
Rebecca Hall, Morgan Spector
She and Mandy Moore really do resemble each other. That outfit kinda of looks like fabric remnants, and I'd be more impressed with it if it actually were; his golden bird is pretty, though.
Juliana Canfield
That's a good wallpaper print. Downstairs half-bath.
Eiza Gonzalez
I guess the rib guard comes in handy if you have to start a fight when someone steals your seat.
Cole Escola
They look perfect in this. Quirky, but you can still see their face.
Queen Latifah
Was the climate different in Latifah's seats?
Cristin Milioti
"Give me the least Thom Browne-y thing you've ever Thom Browne'd."
Myha'la Herrold in Tory Burch
Her pants are too long. I can't believe I'm saying they need to tailor what is essentially athleisure, but they need to tailor that athleisure!
Amanda Seyfried in Tory Burch
I am so distracted by the big-toe slits in the shoes.
Martha Stewart and Jodie Turner-Smith in Tory Burch
Give me this road-trip show immediately. Also, I really like Jodie's jacket, but ideally I feel like I SHOULDN'T be able to see the sweater poking around under it, right?
Ciara in Tory Burch
She is the star of a sexy HBO drama set in a library.
Lola Tung in Tory Burch
And I don't know WHAT is happening here, but her head is styled as if she should also be wearing legwarmers.
Kristine Froseth
Wow, her bonkers eyeliner actually is designed to look like it connects to the string on her dress, I think? I cannot.
Lisa Rinna in Luar
I have to assume The Traitors will try to lure her.
Tamron Hall in Bibhu Mohapatra
Oh, TAMRON. This is not how I wanted it to go for you.
Christy Turlington in Calvin Klein
None of the attendees at this show seemed to be showcasing any of the clothes. For the big re-launch you'd BETTER have come up with something better than this, CK!!
Christy, Calvin Klein, Kate Moss
Kate also remains committed to the banal.
Simone Ashley in Calvin Klein
At least this is TRYING to have an idea, even if that idea is, "Blanket falling off."
Bad Bunny in Calvin Klein
He looks sharp, but does he make you think, "I gotta get some Calvins again"?
Eve Hewson
YAWN.
Louisa Jacobson in Calvin Klein
Louisa will solve the myster yof why this was all so bland.