Chappell Roan in Valentino

This dress feels very Tim Burton's Mary Queen of Scots. And it's perfect on her. I find that Alessandro Michele 's Gucci often made people look like clowns, and she is one of the people who could carry that in a way that makes sense.

in Ludovic de Saint Sernin

And then sometimes she keeps it very streamlined. I'm a bit distracted that this doesn't QUITE seem to fit on one side of her chest.

Chappell Roan in Andreas Kronthaler For Vivienne Westwood

Unclear why this needed to look like someone tried to rip it off her chest.

Paris Jackson

Paris just looks like she's trying to cosplay Chappell, and instead landed on Consumptive Fantine.

Alexa Chung in Valentino

Sure, I guess. She looks a bit like a doll. And her hair is unusually flat for her. Is it just that I'm too programmed to see her in curtain bangs?

Barry Keoghan in Valentino

"This is all you're gonna get, mate."

Jared Leto

Obviously Jared continues to look like an upscale pirate.

Parker Posey

But this... boho clown.

Sophie Thatcher

I dislike every single thing about how twee this is, even with her general punky mien trying to cut through it.

Charlotte Lawrence in Valentino

This is better than 90 percent of things I've seen her in, INCLUDING a hideous Valentino from the Oscars, so that's good.

Joe Locke in Givenchy

I like the pink coat!

Kit Connor in Givenchy

Okay, I have managed to commit to memory that Kit is the guy who was in Romeo and Juliet on Broadway with Rachel Zegler. He will have to hope I don't also commit this outfit ot memory.

Ruby Lin in Givenchy

This print is so intriguing! One of the most interesting things anyone wore to this.

Gwen Christie in Givenchy

This is very polished; she must be on a long vacation from the Lumon Goat Floor.

Sophie Okonedo in Givenchy

I was not expecting this much suiting right off the bat from New Givenchy, and from Sophie, whom I've not seen rock this yet (that I can remember). This outfit would appeal to Jessica Betts, Niecy Nash's wife who is chronically well-clad in suits.

Joseph Quinn in Givenchy

Ooh, I do not care for the name-stamp lining, though. It looks like he's wearing a shopping bag.

Ryan Destiny

Nor this much denim streetwear.

Raye in Givenchy

This is my other favorite. She looks wonderful! These belted dresses also evoke the Elle Fanning outfits from the Oscars, which were Sarah Burton's true debuts.

Vanessa Kirby

This was similar to the Balenciaga aesthetic, which you'll see in the next post of the day, except much nicer.

Rooney Mara in Givenchy

However this is petering out near her feet is... really creating a weird optical illusion that her feet are disproportionately tiny.

Yseult in Givenchy

She's fancy, but she's also a police inspector.

Sarah Catherine Hook in Hermes

I like that skirt! And I'm not surprised to see her at the shows now that she's White Lotus famous.

Jessica Alba, Caitriona Balfe in Hermes

"We are not here for fashion shenanigans."

Kate Moss in Isabel Marant

I like the boots, at least?

Chappell Roan Continues to Take Paris Fashion Week By Storm

Welcone to Valentino, Chappell.