Front Row Update

Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent

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And the winner for Most Strategic Use of her Dinner Napkin is.... ZOE.

Catherine Deneuve in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10421947ad) Catherine Deneuve in the front row Saint Laurent show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 24 Sep 2019

Catherine, DO NOT LET THE SHEERS TAKE YOU.

Salma Hayek in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10421947g) Salma Hayek in the front row Saint Laurent show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 24 Sep 2019

I am whelmed. (They ARE in Europe, after all.)

Andie MacDowell

Andie, you've GOT to find a way to dodge people making "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed" jokes. (However, the suit looks aces.)

Ezra Miller in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10421947ar) Ezra Miller in the front row Saint Laurent show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 24 Sep 2019

I'm tired.

Cindy Crawford in Saint Laurent

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I am not in love with Saint Laurent's dress offerings, by and large, but for a good jacket and pants? Yes.

Rami Malek in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10421947p) Rami Malek in the front row Saint Laurent show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 24 Sep 2019

Why not. It's zesty.

Nicole Kidman in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10417034f) Nicole Kidman in the front row Prada show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 18 Sep 2019

This is quite good, as is her lipstick.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mairo Cinquetti/Shutterstock (10417776n) Nicole Kidman Prada show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 18 Sep 2019

She wins for Outstanding Addition of Sunglasses, although I have never understood putting them on over any of your hair.

Winnie Harlow in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10417034ar) Winnie Harlow in the front row Prada show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 18 Sep 2019

Outstanding Entry into the Space Force.

Regina King in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10417034as) Regina King in the front row Prada show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 18 Sep 2019 Wearing Prada

Huh.

Storm Reid

VERY age appropriate and cute.

Sadie Sink

Oh, sweet girl. It might be time to lose Prada's number.

Alexa Chung

I like the backdrop?

Ellie Goulding in Alberta Ferretti

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10417044a) Ellie Goulding in the front row Alberta Ferretti show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 18 Sep 2019 Wearing Alberta Ferretti same outfit as catwalk model *10110790aa

This feels like stuff Calvin Klein made back when Raf Simons was ruining it.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Doutzen Kroes in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10418538j) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Doutzen Kroes in the front row Versace show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 20 Sep 2019

We have Ab on the left, and Fab on the right.

Kat Graham in/at Tod's

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Paolo Diletto/IPA/Shutterstock (10419166h) Kat Graham in the front row Tod's show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 20 Sep 2019

That seems like a very irritating way to wear one's sweater sleeves.

Elizabeth Olsen at Ferragamo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10419615f) Elizabeth Olsen in the front row Salvatore Ferragamo show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 21 Sep 2019

I'm not feeling the addition of the peach color here.

with Shailene Woodley

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10419615j) Elizabeth Olsen and Shailene Woodley in the front row Salvatore Ferragamo show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 21 Sep 2019

Mama Shai looks good though.

Laura Harrier in Boss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10420347ad) Laura Harrier in the front row Boss show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 22 Sep 2019

This is better than almost 100 percent of the stuff Vuitton hands her.

Chloe Bennet in Boss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10420347ak) Chloe Bennet in the front row Boss show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 22 Sep 2019

I am not on board with that cut of trouser coming back.

Sebastian Stan and Jon Kortajarena

Jon is a Spanish model and actor; Sebastian is Sebastian. They are excited for tonight's rose ceremony, although people suspect Jon isn't there for the right reasons.

Barbara Palvin and Dylan Sprouse

The scrolldown on Barbara here made me laugh out loud. What EVEN.

Charlie Heaton and Natalia Dyer in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/Shutterstock (10423229i) Charlie Heaton and Natalia Dyer Dior Beauty dinner, Inside, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 24 Sep 2019

Slick PJs, bro.

Nina Dobrev in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/Shutterstock (10423229r) Nina Dobrev Dior Beauty dinner, Inside, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 24 Sep 2019

I accidentally wrote "Nina Dobrev in Door" first, and that is also true. I am concerned about shorts where the zipper is longer than the inseam BY SO MUCH, and strangely, not even because they are that short.

Bella Hadid

"I hope you confuse me with my sister."