Doechii at the Chloé Fall RTW 2025 fashion show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 6, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
I really cannot with this massive pelt she's wearing. She looks like she just came back from the hunt.
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: Doechii attends the Chloe Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
And while I heartily relate to her not wanting to wear some of the Chloe shoes, I cannot co-sign traipsing around any portion of a major city barefoot.
Doechii in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: Doechii attends the Schiaparelli Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Musee d'Art Moderne on March 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
WHAT a DISH. This looks fantastic on her. Wow.
Doja Cat in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: Doja Cat attends Schiaparelli during the Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025/2026 as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)
First, I am staring at her right hand and wondering if that jewelry is meant to look like a spider grasping her hand. Second, she's really feeling an animal theme lately. She also wore leopard print to the Oscars, made by Balmain...
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 05: Doja Cat attends the Balmain Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 05, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Balmain)
... to whose show she wore another one.
at Off White
I enjoy this break from the program.
Chappell Roan in Rick Owens
Chappell Roan at the Rick Owens Fall RTW 2025 fashion show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 6, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
This classic Rick Owens cut suits her. And as usual, her makeup is an intentional work of art, although the contacts are freaking me out.
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: Chappell Roan is seen at Rick Owens at Palais de Tokyo during the Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025/2026 as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)
There is something funny to me about watching the celebs have to do the basic schlepping in their dramatic ensembles.
Chappell Roan in Rabanne
She looks good in this, too! And took out the fogged lenses, which makes it less nightmare fuel.
Regina King in Schiaparelli
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: Regina King attends the Schiaparelli Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Musee d'Art Moderne on March 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
This is zany, and I don't MIND it, necessarily, but it dosen't look tailored with the precision I usually expect from Schiaparelli.
Kim Cattrall in Balmain
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 05: Kim Cattrall attends the Balmain Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 05, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Balmain)
Samantha Jones popped by Balmain, to delicious effect.
Lily James in Chloe
She looks like a boho genie.
Charlotte Lawrence in Chloe
Boho genie: a variation. I do not want either of these people granting me wishes, though. They should go back to their lamps, which are probably Coachella24/7 on the inside.
Ever Anderson in Chloe
Boho genie: ghost edition. Those pants are cursed.
Laufey in Chloe
Her nipples are really screaming for attention.
Gemma Chan in Chloe
Those thick wedges have become a staple for Chloe, but I think the transparent plastic is new. And unwelcome!
Courtney Eaton
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Courtney Eaton attends the Chloe Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Tennis Club de Paris on March 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
THEY ARE SO BAD. I cannot.
Zoey Deutch in Chloe
Seriously, when I namechecked Coachella, I was so right. What a tragic visual association when you are as expensive as Chloe is.
Paris Jackson in Chloe
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Paris Jackson attends the Chloe Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Tennis Club de Paris on March 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
BLOOMERS?
Cristin Milioti in Chloe
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Cristin Milioti attends the Chloe Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Tennis Club de Paris on March 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
This is nice because I can't see anything she's wearing under it. She also looks like a cross between Grey Gardens and, like, junior-varsity Isabelle Adjani.
Isabelle Adjani in Chloe
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Isabelle Adjani attends the Chloe Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Tennis Club de Paris on March 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
Varsity also had a game today.
Rashida Jones in Chloe
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 06: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Rashida Jones attends the Chloe Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
This is a very half-hearted embrace of Chloe, which I think is the only way to embrace Chloe.
