Dascha Polanco in Elena Velez
The boots and, honestly, the face mask are the only things that look well-made.
Dascha Polanco
She wore this to the Kim Shui show and then to this party, so I can't say for SURE who designed this, though Shui would be my guess. I can get with the jacket, but the skirt is a prolonged snag waiting to happen.
Dascha Polanco in Willy Chavarria
I guess the boots... match her bra?
Dascha Polanco
This woman is COLD and determined and maybe gonna kararoke to "Like a Virgin" later. (The lady behind her cracks me up.)
Tracee Ellis Ross in Marc Jacobs
Well, I do enjoy that the flip of the skirt echoes the curl of the toe? I can't believe anyone wore those shoes for real, and yet, I totally can in the case of Ms. TES. She actually seems like the EXACT person for whom this amount of whimsy was designed.
Lisa Rinna in Marc Jacobs
"Auntie Crackpot is here!!!"
Bowen Yang in Marc Jacobs
The fly on those jeans hurts my feelings.
Busy Philipps in Monse
Boarding school dress codes are REALLY lax these days.
Kesha in Christian Cowan
I was so gobsmacked by this, I nearly missed that Sam Smith is sitting behind her. The bag logo is clearly playing off 7-Eleven, and that DOES look like lingerie you might buy at one, so.
Cole Escola in Christian Cowan
This is perfect on Cole. (I hope they tour with Oh Mary when it makes its way west.) Also, I had to stare at that foot for SEVERAL minutes before training my eyes to understand that they aren't wearing a wrong-footed show. I... am pretty sure.
Coco Rocha in Christian Cowan
Are those SATIN chaps? She looks like an exhausted jazzercise teacher.
Courtney Eaton at Ulla Johnson
Hmm. I'm not feeling the matching giant cuffs.
Danielle Deadwyler in Ulla Johnson
And why is the cut of THIS so bizarre. Also, what is with the bunchy part over her thigh? It looks like a... well.
Danielle Deadwyler, Rebecca Hall and Morgan Spector at Ulla Johnson
It's better when she's seated. Also, that's pretty foxy company.
Beanie Feldstein in Ulla Johnson
She makes me want to go on vacation. Admittedly, that's not SUPER difficult to achieve, but she makes me want to go somewhere tropical and that IS less of my jam, so.
Beanie Feldstein in Simkhai
Simple and effective. I wonder about adding a belt?
Tiffany Haddish in Simkhai
Sure! Also, I spy Gavin Casalegno behind her. It's like getting him for free!
Suni Lee in Simkhai
This needs accessories. And better shoes.
Keke Palmer in Brandon Maxwell
She looks good, and appears to be thinking, "Those wooden crates are supposed to be COMFORTABLE? Because..."
Tramell Tillman in Simkhai
MILKSHAKE! He looks excellent.
Emily Ratajkowski in Coach
She looks comfy, anyway.
Halle Bailey in Coach
She looks like a bridesmaid.
Ella Stiller
Wake up, a new nepo baby just dropped! (I kid, I kid.)(Well, I don't, she is Ben Stiller's and Christine Taylor's daughter, but otherwise I am unbothered by any of it.)(That floral is adorable.)
Tiffany Haddish
That feels somewhat haphazardly chosen. The shoes are cool; the dress seems loose.
Julianne Hough
This is nice. Are her lips getting away from her, a bit? Or am I just forgetting what she looks like?
Chyler Leigh
She is really invested in gelling down those little hairs right now.
Anna Cathcart
She's in XO, Kitty -- the spinoff of To All The Boys I've Loved Before -- and the Alice + Olivia aesthetic feels tailor made for actresses at this age and stage.
Lana Condor
And here's her older sister Lara Jean, looking like she's chaperoning.
Anna Cathcart in Sergio Hudson
Um, Lara Jean? She needs that chaperon again.
Muni Long in Sergio Hudson
She might be officiating said wedding.
Tamron Hall
And she's the bride, about to RIP OFF that coat and bust a move on the dance floor in something tiny and metallic.
Ebony Obsidian in Sergio Hudson
That corset is really... pinchy.
Keke Palmer in Sergio Hudson
Oh, lord, the way that beautiful white coat drags on the ground is going to STRESS ME OUT. Her dry cleaner will have work to do.
Cole Sprouse in Collina Strada
Villainous facial hair, but the sweater is fine.
Dove Cameron in Collina Strada
I had to turn to Instagram for help here, and that's where I learned the black part is a coat hanging off her, and the blue MIGHT be a GIGANTIC RUFFLED PURSE? This is giving We Made Our Own Costumes for Oliver. Her buns are tied back with broken corded earphones. Sustainable!
Keke Palmer in Christopher John Rogers
Those heart shoes are CUTE.
Tamron Hall in Christopher John Rogers
She's also giving heart, thanks to the bodice.
Monica in LaPointe
Listen, if she says the boy is hers, I trust it.
Auli'i Cravalho
I refuse to believe these were meant to go together.
Sarita Choudhury in Prabal Gurung
Prabal Gurung for Chicos.