Hudson Williams in Balenciaga

I look forward to Shane giving this look to his various homophobic teammates, and to Ilya when he forgets to take out the garbage or whatever, in season two of Heated Rivalry. This looks great on him. It's also not advanced clothing science, which is wise given how little time they probably had to make sure the sizing was right.

Rachel Sennott in Balenciaga

She's back to wearing the shortest thing she can find. She's dressed as a black satin pillowcase.

Jordan Firstman and Rachel Sennott

I had read they were dating and that seems to be LIES, because he is apparently gay. But they're VERY huggy and handsy friends, so I can see the confusion. I felt bad for Hudson because they sat him next to them, and Firstman said some snarky stuff about HR when it first came out and the cast didn't appreciate it. They reportedly are fine now, but that reconciliation/apology also felt a little orchestrated, so I wonder if this was weird.

Winona Ryder in Balenciaga

According to her haircut, she's joined The Bangles.

Kai Schreiber and Naomi Watts in Balenciaga

These feel like Demna hangovers.

Elizabeth Debicki in Balenciaga

I think those pants need to be snugger in order to work with Megablouse.

It looks better from the side. More dramatic.

Juyeon in Balenciaga

This seems restrained.

Oh.

Lori Harvey in Balenciaga

This is like a leather table runner stapled around her.

Barbara Palvin

And THAT looks like it was a denim tree skirt, repurposed.

Emily Ratajkowski in Loewe

I cannot think of anything I would want to rely on less as a shirt than this. Careful about waving, Em.

What did I JUST SAY.

Aubrey Plaza in Loewe

I will never know if this actually needs pants. But it sure feels like it.

Julia Garner in Loewe

She nailed it. The pants with the yellow stripe are aces.

Sarah Pidgeon in Loewe

This is pretty solid, too. Loewe is definitely less weird without Jonathan Anderson.

Rooney Mara in Givenchy

It's a color! This is momentous for her. I actually think the overlong jacket is effective in this outfit, too.

Yseult in Givenchy

This whole thing is hilarious, from the shades to the giant bouquet to the tiny little ankle-breakers on her feet. Well, that part would not be so amusing if she had actually broken it, but she didn't.

Elizabeth Olsen in Givenchy

EVERYTHING in this outfit apparently needed to be a Little Bit Extra -- the sleeves, the pants pooling at her ankle, the shoes -- and consequently she's getting lost in it.

Diane Kruger in Givenchy

Over at Givenchy, Diane Kruger put this on after a brutal treadmill run at the gym.

Alexa Chung in Givenchy

This is overall very nice, but I miss her curtain bangs and slightly lighter hair.

Diane Kruger in Victoria Beckham

Diane kept her Givenchy hair for this show. I assume that shower is going to feel REALLY good later.

Camille Razat in VB

If those clothes are by Victoria Beckham... I CANNOT imagine a world in which she HERSELF would ever endorse something this sloppily oversize. So why peddle it to us?

Naomi Watts in Celine

Someone please reassure me the pants are different lengths because of how she's standing.

Natasha Lyonne in Celine

I love everything about this.

Naomi Watts in Jean Paul Gaultier

Cannot even begin to imagine how annoying it is to deal with buttons via reach-around.

Jeremy Pope in Vivienne Westwood

This is slick.

Lola Young in Vivienne Westwood

There's a lot happening here, but it's the tiny silver hand belt buckle grabbing at her waist that creeps me out the most and also I might want one. But mostly the creeps. Mostly.

Chappell Roan in Vivienne Westwood

This is a hybrid of Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd, and "Lovely Ladies" from Les Mis. I guess this means she bakes pies out of the prostitutes?

Chappell Roan in Vivienne Westwood

Yep, it tracks.

Paris Jackson in Vivienne Westwood

"I gotta get out of here," Fantine thought in a panic.

Hudson Williams Made It To His First Balenciaga Gig

With help from Pierpaolo Piccioli.