Lupita Nyong'o
She looks put-together and great. She can do better than Chanel, generally, but I'm sure they are SO grateful to have her. This is all-around very acceptable.
Naomi Campbell
And they are REAL REAL lucky to have Naomi there making their clothes look chic.
Nico Parker in Chanel
She has bracelets on her wrists AND around her waist!
Laufey in Chanel
Womp womp. Also those shoes are... just too twee for words, for me.
Margaret Qualley in Chanel
And what are THESE shoes? They look like the ones you wear on the beach so rocks don't cut your feet.
Phoebe Tonkin
I guess designer water shoes match with a fish print.
Whitney Peak
I wonder if everyone currently AT Chanel is quiet-quitting.
Nathalie Emmanuel
Is that... a pouch? Or just a weirdly placed design?
Camila Cabello in Miu Miu
Switching gears, over at Miu Miu, Camila clearly spilled coffee all over her crotch and it dried in the shape of a demon.
Tom Bateman and Daisy Ridley in Miu Miu
He lost me somewhere around the ankles, but otherwise, this all works fine. Her lipstick is a dream. I also just found out they ordered a second season of his show with Kaley Cuoco where he plays an actual serial killer who does a podcast with them!? Did that need a second run???
Shailene Woodley
That's a confusing amount of large layers for me, but she's making it work for her, I guess.
Kiernan Shipka
I feel like Miu Miu needs to leave the preppy shit to Tommy Hilfiger.
Ariana Greenblatt
THIS reminds me of uniform skirts before we got them hemmed.
Addison Rae
I like her red shoes. I honestly might have matched them with Daisy Ridley's outfit, given Daisy a different purse, and let Addison have the black versions with this. Also... I guess ultra-low is on its way back?
Lena Mahfouf
She almost looks so chic as to be totally misplaced at this show.
Jessie Buckley
And, I remain confident that I would lose a game of "What Does Jessie Buckley Actually Look Like."
Venus Williams in Lacoste
Over to Lacoste, where Venus Williams looks EXCELLENT.
Viola Davis in Lacoste
She is of course cool, and that's a great purse, but her shoes look like someone tried to mate Hunter wellies with an ankle sock and it went very badly.
Ncuti Gatwa
Lacoste does Novak Djokovic's tennis kit, and I desperately want him to come out at the Australian Open in this.
Nava Mau in Lacoste
It's a bathrobe... but it's a bathrobe I might WANT.
Taylor Zakhar Perez in Lacoste
These too seem like jammies, but less successful ones.
Mel C
What I want, what I really really want, are fewer clear shoes. But otherwise, it's so nice to see her.
Gavin Gasalegno in Lacoste
Aw, it's sweet Jeremiah from "The Summer I Turned Pretty." I don't know why anyone would want to wear sneakers that look like they still have the tags on, but he's so cute.
Isabelle Adjani
And of course we have Noted Sportswear Enthusiast Isabelle Adjani. She probably IS a fan of great bags, and that definitely is one.