Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Louis Vuitton

Her outfit has workable pieces, but together they seem like way too much. If one insists on multicolored quilted leather, I feel like... simpler is better? Like black cigarette pants? His purse just looks impractical and irritating unless he is spending the entire day being a tourist.

Louis Vuitton show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 01 Oct 2019

JT was accosted by that idiot prankster, who somehow still roams at large. I'm not going to mention his name or show his photo because that's what he wants. He is a dink and a sadsack. I assume in this photo, Justin is calmly stroking Jessica's hand as he says, "One day, I will find the one-brain-celled man, and I will say to him 'Hello. My name is Justin Timberlake. You jumped at my ankle. Prepare for PRISON.'"

Chloe Grace Moretz

Just DRINK THIS IN FOR A SECOND. Marinate in the details, like the thumb holes -- it's stirrup sleeves! -- and the boning and the shoulder cape and the fact that those might be Bermuda shorts. This is BONKERS. She is the Blair Waldorf of Storm Trooper School. Or, possibly, the Little Jenny Humphrey.

Jennifer Connelly in LV

AND NOW we might have ACTUAL STIRRUP PANTS? Potentially? And a chest cape that makes the bodice look shrunken? BESMIRCH NOT THE GRAND HISTORY OF THE FASHION CAPE, VUITTON.

Laura Harrier in LV

I wonder if the theme of this collection was simply, 'What?!?'

Ruth Negga in LV

"Yes, hello, I'm here as the new spokesmodel for the Louis Vuitton WHAT?!?!? collection."

Alicia Vikander in LV

"Hello. I am not modeling the current Louis Vuitton WHAT?!? collection, but I am an observer who is thinking, 'WHAT?!?'"

Samara Weaving in LV

I have decided this is a side hoodie. Just pull the sleeves up over her head and snap them together.

Cardi B in Chanel

I cannot help but like this.

Isabelle Adjani in Chanel

Chanel's set was a faux French rooftop, the backdrop for which which you can see here in this shot of Isabelle Adjani looking like she just got caught escaping from a hotel which she scammed.

Sofia Carson in Giambattista Valli

This seems exactly right for his show, and also, I LOVE the idea that she arrived by scooter in this dress. (I don't think she DID, but seeing the scooter there made me giggle at the thought.)

Maisie Williams in Stella McCartney

She looks as enthralled by this purse situation as J.T. did. Personally, if I want to keep my shit where my boobs are, I'll just shove it into my bra.

Ellie Goulding

This jumpsuit is not the worst thing Stella has made, and that's about where I am with it.

Lili Reinhart in Miu Miu

Someone heard they're remaking Clue and thought, "I could play Yvette. GIVE ME YVETTE."

Raffey Cassidy in Miu Miu

This detective was unable to complete her day-to-night outfit metamorphosis.

Alexa Chung in Miu Miu

Sure! I might like Alexa Chung. She never really took off over here, but she seemed amiable enough on TV, the little I saw of her.

Rita Ora in Miu Miu

And then HELLO, Rita Ora is wearing a dress that looks like she attached a bow-tie diaper.

Sunglasses didn't entirely help, but that necklace is worth many many oglings.

Louis Vuitton Gave Us a Timberlake-Biel Sighting in Paris

Plus, front rows from Chanel and Miu Miu.