> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fub and Fab the Upfronts: CBS - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fub-and-fab-the-upfronts-cbs/ - Published: 2012-05-18T19:00:52.000Z - Updated: 2012-05-17T22:01:16.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 ## Aidan Quinn, Lucy Liu, Jonny Lee Miller ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144646791_10.jpg) These three are on the Sherlock Holmes update *Elementary*, which is a ballsy show to develop when most of the world is obsessing over Benedict and his Cumberbatch. But I might enjoy watching Lucy Liu keep Jonny Lee Miller in line. She is fun when she's strict. I can't figure out if I like her dress or not -- the neckline looks kind of like a dog collar in the middle of unfastening itself and accidentally hiking up her skirt in the process. But there's also something interesting about it as well. Maybe that IS what's interesting about it. ## Mayim Bialik ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144646781_10.jpg) There seem to be a lot of different ideas crossing swords here. It's a leotard, a little black dress, and a swath of my kitchen floor. Weirdly that part is the one that bothers me least. I want to start by cutting off the mesh and then see where that leaves us. But it's nice to see that Blossom still has a fetish for So Much Stuff. ## Beth Behrs ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144646789_10.jpg) This, I'd probably like if someone had told her to yank it down firmly before she walked the carpet. It would not help my low opinion of her *show*, but at least she and I would be on good terms. ## Kat Dennings ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144645190_10.jpg) Okay, Christina Hendricks, can we talk? Using this photo as a visual aid? Because I've noticed Kat Dennings here often struggles to find dresses that properly snuggle her prodigious mammarial assets. And yet this is super flattering on her -- sexy without being overly tight, nor causing a catastrophic spill. Christina Hendricks has yet to learn this lesson. I want to mark this up and send it to her with Kat's phone number. The shoe police might make an arrest -- they're cute, but with this? -- and the smile police might go all *Clockwork Orange* on the corners of her mouth, but overall this is pleasing. ## Janet Montgomery ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144646794_10.jpg) Janet here is in *Made In Jersey*, which is basically *Marisa Tomei From My Cousin Vinny Went To Law School And Is Now Working At A Fancy Firm. Hopefully this means she can buy a purse, as opposed to wearing a skirt that's like a giant glorified fanny pack.* ## Toni Trucks ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144646788_10.jpg) This lady's first name is apparently Antoinette, but she goes by Toni, which cracks me up because Toni Trucks sounds like something you hire for a child's birthday party. And that jumpsuit looks like something you would hire for your child's birthday if you were holding it in the woods and needed to stake yourself to the ground so they could camp under you. ## Elisabeth Shue ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144644571_10.jpg) Lordy, does this woman wrinkle at all? She's even better-looking now than when she was having waterfall sex with Tom Cruise in *Cocktail*. But I wish she'd stand up straight. ## Cobie Smulders ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144641960_10.jpg) I would've liked this better without the shoulder Band-Aids. ## Cobie Smulders ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144641940_10.jpg) I could MAYBE have lived with the side slits, if they didn't devolve into that baggy, messy cluster in the small of her back. It's like a surprise pocket. But if you're not going to use it for snacks and spare sodas, then what's the point? There is nothing sadder than a deflated surprise pocket. ## Michael Weatherly ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144645189_10.jpg) Huh. I think I'd have worn socks. [Fub and Fab the Upfronts: CBSI've always wondered why Lucy Liu isn't a bigger deal. She's SO PRETTY, and she doesn't age, ever, and she's usually adds a welcome spark to any show she joins (like Dirty Sexy Money, or Southland, or Ally McBeal, which I actually forgot ever existed until right now; remember that damn dancing baby? Ugh). But she's not on a bona fide hit -- even Southland, though apparently excellent and holding steady, got relegated to cable because it wasn't doing well enough for the networks. Maybe CBS will change that, since they're bringing back a boatload of their shows and only have a couple new ones, meaning they're pretty good at launching stuff right now. In related nostalgia, though, I ALSO remember a time when CBS was the most pathetic network and NBC was the juggernaut. How times change. Excuse me while I dust off my rocking chair. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144646791_10.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fub-and-fab-the-upfronts-cbs-05-2012/)