Matt Smith

Matt Smith looks MAJORLY jaunty in this double-breasted. I think spending all that time filming The Crown has been at least sartorially fruitful.

Douglas Booth

We've got a double double-breasted sighting, indeed. He's very handsome, and I totally thought he was playing Wickham in this movie. No. He's Mr Bingley. Does the child of Nate Archibald and Chuck Bass really feel like he grew up to be Mr. Bingley? You know, in a time-traveling fictional world.

Jack Huston

Jack Huston, instead, is playing Wickham. Hmm. Well, Wickham WOULD wear a hipster scarf to a premiere, I think.

Sam Riley and Alexandra Maria Lara

And I just realized THIS dude is playing Mr Darcy, and you could have knocked me over with a feather. I sort of assumed Matt Smith was Darcy. (He's actually Mr Collins, which is kind of good casting.) Sam is also currently in some show called TINKERSHRIMP & DUTCH, which is really just a random collection of letters, but alleges to be a children's program ALSO featuring my beloved John Boyega.

Charles Dance

Charles Dance, as far as I'm concerned, can play any role he wants.

Fubs and Fabs: The Men of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

In which I realized I had NO IDEA who was playing which character in this adaptation. I'd like to thank them all for coming out in their suits so we can ogle them. [Photos: Getty]