Pippa Middleton in Tabitha Webb
Pips! You need better lipstick, but this is a GREAT outfit -- and with non-beige shoes, to boot. (In my mind, Pippa gleefully consumes all the complaints about Kate's boring footwear.)
Pippa Middleton in Tabitha Webb
Another great frock. Girlfriend came to PLAY. (Carole is evidence that a) Kate's fondness for girly white lace-like frocks is genetic, and so are her legs.)
James Middleton
I almost didn't recognize him. There is KIND OF a dark Jude Law vibe going here. ** Turns out there is a reason for this: It ISN'T James. The image providers are rarely wrong, but in this case, they misID'd Aidan Turner. Amusingly, our OTHER image provider ALSO midID'd a totally different human as James Middleton, so I guess James Middleton needs to get out there some more.
Bradley Cooper, Irina Shayk
I think Wimbledon has relaxed its dress code for spectators in the fancy seats, but.... I don't know, I still find this lazy and questionable of Bradley. People generally do still try to scrub up nicer than that when they're sitting with the toffs. Irina is still casual, but at least looks like she's trying to put some polish on it.
Stanley Tucci
SEE, BRADLEY?
Ellie Goulding
Beige with white really kills me (I'm looking at you, too, Carole Middleton; I just forgot to mention it).
Anna Wintour
Anna is great at day dresses. I also assume she has her whole body Botoxed to close off her sweat glands, because you NEVER see a rogue droplet.
Gemma Arterton
She looks deeply glam. Possibly sweltering? But glam.
Rebel Wilson
I love the colors and the idea of this, but I am unconvinced by the vertical piece. It might be too jarring to have it go a different direction AND be slightly asymmetrical.
Kim Murray
She had a lot to cheer about. Andy's match against Tsonga was GREAT -- albeit more from a tennis perspective, because Murray nearly chucked it away.
Bear Grylls
He's clearly just as comfortable in a suit as he is in the wild.
Mirka Federer
Mira seems to have stepped up her game CONSIDERABLY. That dress is loud, but also a lot more interesting than her usual, and her head looks REALLY good. Everyone looks hotter in sunglasses, after all.
Mirka Federer
"Well, David, I run Federer Inc. and I carried two sets of twins. So I just tripled my shoe budget and gave myself a very large monthly bonus. Done."
Mirka Federer
She and Pippa could both go in a slideshow called People Who Are Really Seriously Feeling It Lately.
David Beckham
Speaking of feelings, David Beckham took Cruz and Romeo to Wimbledon and could not be restrained from cheering on Federer even when he was standing alone. I love that Becks is so into this.
Becks
He will also treat your fan selfie no differently than an H&M ad.
The Beckhams
AND, on another day, he brought his mum. Becks, you delight me.