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# Fug and Fab: Jessica Chastain
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-and-fab-jessica-chastain/
- Published: 2014-10-17T16:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2014-10-17T23:20:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Jessica Chastain

![Jessica Chastain](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jessica-cha-stain-spl867523_022.xml)

Well, "On The Town" did just open anew on Broadway, so maybe she's just REALLY feeling a "Hello, Sailor" sort of vibe.

## Jessica Chastain

![Jessica Chastain](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jessica-cha-stain-spl867523_015.xml)

It is not much better when you can see the front. Perhaps if the bottom were... navy, and a skirt that hit about tea-length, with a cute shoe? She'd look TOTALLY Broadway, which is probably not what to do when going on The Late Show but ABSOLUTELY an alternative when Option A is "Flares so billowy you could run them up a pole and sail away."

## Jessica Chastain in Alexander Wang for H&M

![Jessica Chastain](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jessica-cha-stain-spl866740_019.xml)

I am not what you might call a fan of Alexander Wang. The praise heaped on him fatigues me. But having said that, I rather like this. Look at me, growing.

## Jessica Chastain, Dakota Fanning, Kate Mara

![Jessica Chastain, Dakota Fanning, Kate Mara](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spl866740_003.xml)

This photo frankly just made me giggle.

## Jessica Chastain, Dakota Fanning, Kate Mara

![Jessica Chastain, Dakota Fanning, Kate Mara](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spl866740_005.xml)

Chastain also clearly got the best of the bunch from Alexander Wang. Dakota looks like she's wearing a sleep shirt with two walking casts.

[Fug and Fab: Jessica ChastainWait a minute. Do we think that's the Letterman Dumpster, trying to disguise itself as a harmless upright piano waiting to be delivered? Is it looking up on Chastain's bellbottomed jumpsuit and rethinking the life choice that saw it vacate that nice Park Avenue-adjacent alley outside a UES condo just to get a load of this? Also herein: Special Guest Stars Heather Locklear, Dakota Fanning, and Kate Mara, except that one of those is a lie. \[Photos: Splash\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jessica-cha-stain-spl867523_022.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-and-fab-jessica-chastain-10-2014/)