Jessica Chastain

Well, "On The Town" did just open anew on Broadway, so maybe she's just REALLY feeling a "Hello, Sailor" sort of vibe.

Jessica Chastain

It is not much better when you can see the front. Perhaps if the bottom were... navy, and a skirt that hit about tea-length, with a cute shoe? She'd look TOTALLY Broadway, which is probably not what to do when going on The Late Show but ABSOLUTELY an alternative when Option A is "Flares so billowy you could run them up a pole and sail away."

Jessica Chastain in Alexander Wang for H&M

I am not what you might call a fan of Alexander Wang. The praise heaped on him fatigues me. But having said that, I rather like this. Look at me, growing.

Jessica Chastain, Dakota Fanning, Kate Mara

This photo frankly just made me giggle.

Jessica Chastain, Dakota Fanning, Kate Mara

Chastain also clearly got the best of the bunch from Alexander Wang. Dakota looks like she's wearing a sleep shirt with two walking casts.

Fug and Fab: Jessica Chastain

Wait a minute. Do we think that's the Letterman Dumpster, trying to disguise itself as a harmless upright piano waiting to be delivered? Is it looking up on Chastain's bellbottomed jumpsuit and rethinking the life choice that saw it vacate that nice Park Avenue-adjacent alley outside a UES condo just to get a load of this? Also herein: Special Guest Stars Heather Locklear, Dakota Fanning, and Kate Mara, except that one of those is a lie. [Photos: Splash]