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# Fug and HA: Madonna's MDNA Tour
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-and-fab-simultaneously-madonnas-mdna-tour/
- Published: 2012-07-18T19:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-18T02:42:55.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Madonna

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/wenn3994111.jpg)

"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION. Our chief weapons are fear. Fear, and thighs. Our TWO chief weapons are fear, thighs, and RUTHLESS carnality... Our THREE chief weapons are: fear, thighs, ruthless carnality, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our FOUR... um, I'll come in again. "

## Madonna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/wenn3994100.jpg)

And what a return it would be. Actually I am pretty sure this photo came first, but I had to lead with high-waisted gyrations with a robed posse of eyeliner hounds, as opposed to the Burger King falling on hard times and robbing a bank.

## Madonna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/wenn3994107.jpg)

There is a surprising amount of gunplay afoot in this show, which of course ALSO mirrors my life. If I had a nickel for every time I've brandished a pistol, my polterwang gleaming in the spotlight, I'd be living in Madge's English manor.

## Madonna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/wenn3994114.jpg)

Which guns are blazing the MOST in this picture?

## Madonna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/wenn3994109.jpg)

Not technically a gun, but still arguably a lethal weapon.

## Madonna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/wenn3994125.jpg)

I'm wearing this right now! It's great for blogging, and also for scaring the bejeesus out of my lungs.

## Madonna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/wenn3994124.jpg)

Apparently Madonna still believes in the concept of bra-as-concertwear? Such loyalty is rare.

## Madonna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/wenn3994118.jpg)

No fear? NO KIDDING.

## Madonna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/wenn3994123.jpg)

I maybe have a little fear. I know she's not a Scientologist, but in my head, this is what it looks like when you try to get out of the building without providing your contact information and ten copies of your driver's licence.

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