Madonna
"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION. Our chief weapons are fear. Fear, and thighs. Our TWO chief weapons are fear, thighs, and RUTHLESS carnality... Our THREE chief weapons are: fear, thighs, ruthless carnality, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our FOUR... um, I'll come in again. "
Madonna
And what a return it would be. Actually I am pretty sure this photo came first, but I had to lead with high-waisted gyrations with a robed posse of eyeliner hounds, as opposed to the Burger King falling on hard times and robbing a bank.
Madonna
There is a surprising amount of gunplay afoot in this show, which of course ALSO mirrors my life. If I had a nickel for every time I've brandished a pistol, my polterwang gleaming in the spotlight, I'd be living in Madge's English manor.
Madonna
Which guns are blazing the MOST in this picture?
Madonna
Not technically a gun, but still arguably a lethal weapon.
Madonna
I'm wearing this right now! It's great for blogging, and also for scaring the bejeesus out of my lungs.
Madonna
Apparently Madonna still believes in the concept of bra-as-concertwear? Such loyalty is rare.
Madonna
No fear? NO KIDDING.
Madonna
I maybe have a little fear. I know she's not a Scientologist, but in my head, this is what it looks like when you try to get out of the building without providing your contact information and ten copies of your driver's licence.