Zara Phillips

Cheer up, Zara. Your lid is the jam. And if anyone needs a pen you can just pluck a feather from your cap and hand it over.

Princess Anne and Zara Phillips

I love Zara's coat, and the fact that this day's hat may be an ashtray. Also, for some reason this picture is highlighting the family resemblance for me.

Zara Phillips

Great clutch; I am not feeling the UPS-themed tights, and the hat is a bit Robin Hood. Lord, I love English racing festivals.

Pippa Middleton and Suitor

I love that Pippa showed up in a massive fur turban. It's like she's creating a diversion so we won't miss Kate so much. It's almost working.

Fug and Fab Some Royal And Royal-Adjacent Hats

Kate Middleton really needs to be taking the bump out more. That child NEEDS photos of the hats it wore in utero. [Photos: Getty, WENN]