
Well, the omnipresent Stella dress made me stabby, but I did like LeAnn Rimes' purse. It's kind of rock-and-roll.

I also liked her shoes. Too bad she's not putting them with anything decent.

Oh, Jada. Of course you did.

i know neon is in right now, but I don't love those, AND they look pinchy.

It's fun to see a patterned shoe that isn't an animal print.

The heel on these is the key -- it's like a big ol' curl.

Marbled heels are also pretty funky. This might be how to get me more on board with plain nude shoes: give them a little heel interest.

It doesn't work in every case, though -- these are a little clunky and disco for my taste, and her toes seem way too long for them.

VERY cool. I might need these. It won't happen, but I can crave, can't I?

These are meh for me also, but what gets me about this photo is that whoever took off her toenail polish did not do a good job.

Hot damn, those are cool too. This is why I need to put up these posts and then just close my laptop and walk away.

These are the earrings she used to spice up the black gown she wore to the White House Correspondents' Dinner. I'm not always sure about pairing those two colors, but with the overall outfit it DID look good.

Oh, Phoebe. Welcome back to GFY, I guess. But those look like bondage.

These seem so '80s to me. And not in a perky fun way.

When I earlier posed a question about what these look like, somebody suggested door knockers, and now that's all I see.

Malin wore these to the White House Correspondents' Dinner -- they're neat, almost antique looking.

Hello, sweet purple. I cherish you.

Waaaaaay too much for me. They look like an Herve Leger bandage bathing suit.

Some poeple's feet just look really good in shoes. Gwyneth is one of those people. Like she really needed that extra advantage. Couldn't she at least have had one randomly massive toe or something?

I'm not as sure about the boots, though -- I mean, they're funky, but also distracting.

Oops. I just realized this slide got overlooked, and now -- two and a half hours after the slideshow went up -- I am adding text. Hi! This is my text. I hate the concept of a foot tuxedo. The end.

... Yup. Still not into transparency. Sorry. But at least the purple made me think about it for a second.
