> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug and Fab the Accessories - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-and-fab-the-accessories-13/ - Published: 2012-06-08T19:00:33.000Z - Updated: 2016-12-01T02:04:23.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: Accessories, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 ## Emma Stone ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/stone.jpg) These were the shoes that looked like garter guns to me -- like rubber-band shooters, except with more sex appeal, and possibly less injurious. ## Emma Watson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/watson.jpg) I like these a lot. They also look a bit like a dark spell woven by one of the Malfoy ladies. ## Gisele ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/gisele.jpg) Now THESE are some Slytherin shoes. ## Victoria Justice ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/justice.jpg) I imagine these to be the cheaper version of Emma's shoes, although frankly I have no idea if that's true. They're also maybe a bit edgier. ## Jada Pinkett Smith ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/pinkettsmith.jpg) This style of shoe is all the rage right now, I guess. Or all the ENRAGE.... no. Sorry. That's too hacky even for me. Also, I'm not enraged. ## Miranda Lambert ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/lambert.jpg) Does one really need body glitter when one has on rhinestone shoes? ## Crystal Reed ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/reed.jpg) Those McQueen booties were not attractive to begin with; knocking them off hasn't helped. ## Dakota Fanning ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/fanning.jpg) Some of you disagreed with my take on these shoes (summary: I couldn't really process the outfit because I really did not like these at ALL and they were so distracting with it). Up close, I still feel that way, although the woven look is at least COOLER than if they were plain old leather. i will give them that. I will not give them anything else, not even if they show up on my door in the rain desperate for a mug of hot chocolate. ... Well, okay, I would give them that, too. I'm not made of stone. ## Carrie Underwood ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/underwood.jpg) Why couldn't she have just left booties alone? ## Malin Akerman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/akerman.jpg) Those look like they would rub in a very awkward heel place. ## Kat Graham ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/graham.jpg) Surely these are not comfortable. And yet surely, as with many of these, that was not the point. ## Katherine Heigl ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145931354.jpg) I guess the thick strappy thing is back in, which spells doom for anyone with cankles. Not that Katherine Heigl is one of those people; I'm just expressing concern for the afflicted. ## Lauren Alaina ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145823186.jpg) See? Big thick straps up high, tiny strap down low. Again. Get ready. ## Jessica Biel ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/biel.jpg) I liked these. I don't know why. I wouldn't wear them myself, but [with her whole outfit I thought they were a good pick](https://gofugyourself.com/mtv-movie-awards-fug-or-fab-carpet-jessica-biel-06-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Even though, up close, they look even MORE like a Florida diner's banquette seat. ## Haley Reinhart ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/reinhart.jpg) At least summer has brought with it some unusual color choices. ## Ingrid Michaelson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/ingrid.jpg) No. Just no. Even the woodworking is poor. ## Brooklyn Decker ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/six_09_wenn5839263.jpg) Pretty, and toe-crushing. ## Zoe Saldana ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/saldana.jpg) I like that heel. It looks a little art deco. Like the lobby of an old family-run hotel. ## Kirsten Dunst ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145040238.jpg) These are Charlotte Olympia shoes, a name I'm hearing more and more. I'm amused that she has a golden spiderweb on the arch of the sole -- I wonder if all her shoes have that. I could Google it, I suppose, but where's the fun in actually ANSWERING my own questions?!? It's Friday! It's lazy time! ## Elizabeth Banks ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/banks.jpg) Those are fine, but let's be honest, I just wanted to show a close-up of those crazytown pants again. ## Carly Rae Jepsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/jepsen.jpg) Carly really wore these. Carly is also 27\. These two things do not compute together for me. If you are not Willow Smith, you have no business with these shoes. ## Epsom Races - Ladies Day ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145530515.jpg) Is it wrong that I want these? Because I DO. Sort of. I want a softer-looking all-leather version that maybe has a pointy toe and a skinnier heel, and... okay, NOW I'm going to hit up Google. [Fug and Fab the AccessoriesLet's hear it for Stuff. \[Photos: Getty, WENN\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/stone.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-and-fab-the-accessories-13-06-2012/)