Whitney Port
I hate these so much. I seriously... they look like that scene in Brewster's Millions (yes, I know) where he redecorated his apartment as expensively and of-the-moment as possible to burn the maximum allowable cash, and the whole thing is AWASH in things you'd IMMEDIATELY have to pay to remove the second it hit 1991. I mean, I'm pretty sure someone owned these as a coffee table.
Olivia Munn
Sigh. These, however, are adorable. Damn you, Munn.
Shay Mitchell
My. Those seem... grippy. I guess if a high-speed foot chase breaks out she's going to be okay.
Santigold
I enjoy how dramatic these are. They're very Hip Wicked Witch of the West.
Bella Thorne
I cannot.
Katie Cassidy
I WILL not.
Lisa Kudrow
I could MAYBE go there with these. I'd prefer them just as pumps, I think? The butler's pull wrapped around her ankles is tough for a lot of people to pull off.
Bella Thorne
The ankle strap feels superfluous again, but these are SO much better than the ones she wore three slides ago that I want to hug her. Or them. Or both.
Karina Smirnoff
Just in case you wanted to see Miss Tyra's black McQueen skull shoes in a different color.
Hayden Panettiere
These are okay. But they also look like they come with a matching handbag or something.
Kendra Baskett
So blue. That is my only thought.
Candace Accola
These, I might like better if the tweedy part were JUST the heel and not also a platform.
Hayden Panettiere
Somewhere in Las Vegas there is a living room decorated just like this.
Vanessa Marano
I thought we might all want to relive these horrors from the Teen Choice Awards. It's important to repeat cautionary tales until they become canon.
Maggie Grace
Eh.
Leighton Meester
I can't decide if I like these, or if the ankle bits look like Spider-Man's eyes. Or both? It could maybe be both.
Nina Dobrev
Hola, lovers.
Lea Michele
These have that dyed-to-match bridesmaid sheen. Also, can somebody please get Lea Michele a pair of shoes that fit? Her toes are jammed and then there's half an inch of air behind her heel.
Lea Michele
I repeat: Can someone PLEASE get her shoes that fit? Or maybe get her feet re-measured? SOMETHING.