Shay Mitchell
Fun idea, but you know how I feel about transparent shoes. Why look like you're repurposing a shower-curtain liner?
Zoe Saldana
This is a pretty cool cuff. I didn't even notice it when I saw the whole picture of the dress, which seems crazy now, because of how large the bracelet is. I guess that's what happens when you wear a Major Dress.
Whitney Port
Big, bright shoes seem to be making a comeback. Maybe they already made it and I'm only just now noticing; I don't know. I've never claimed to be super up-to-date on that stuff. I just judge what I see. Anyway, I see these, and I don't love them. I noted that at the time, and I will repeat, that they do at least look better in context than they do in this isolated close-up, but I would never want to wear them myself. As that opportunity was never likely to come to me, then, it's all for the best.
Hope Dworaczyk
A girl I have not heard of wore these to the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Something Whatever party. They're... you know. Buckle-y.
Tatyana Ali
And Tatyana Ali from "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" -- and other stuff, but none of it counts as much -- wore a similar motif in black. If we're getting into shoes that look like belts, are belts that look like shoes forthcoming?
Taraji P. Henson
I like the semi-cameo-look to this bracelet. It's really just the way it's mounted, or whatever, but it's still funky. I think that tassel would make me nuts, though. I'd totally think it was a bug landing on my hand.
Solange
These are, like, half-pump, half-bootie. They're... pooties? Bumps? No.
Sara Rue
LOVE the Glitter Taco.
Sarah Shahi
I cannot deal. Please make these stop.
Kristin Cavallari
Again, these worked in context, sort of? It was a casual dress that she could've dressed up or down with the shoes, and Kristin went down, and that's fine. I don't personally care for espadrilles, so it's hard not to bring that bias to the table and buy it dinner.
Elizabeth Banks
These just make my face hurt.
Anne Hathaway
Anne wore these Guccis when she hit the red carpet in her big ol' glasses. I like the gold trim. They kind of remind me of some designs of the YSL Tribute sandals that were making the rounds. Pretty. Now if only she'd worn matching specs. THAT would have been hilarious. Very Dame Edna.
Rihanna
Well, these Loubs are tremendous. Rihanna may have been a scroll-up fug that day, in fact.
Mayin Bialik
Blossom! Her denim blazer and skirt weren't that inspiring, but Mayim's purse is at least sort of unusual. It's like a dash of Blossom is still in there somewhere. A better dash than any of the dashes that were in the Blossom main titles.
Kendall and Kylie Jenner
Well, the shoes certainly make you look at them. They are symbols of the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan.
Katerina Graham
Cute! Might freak me out if it bumped against my leg, but cute.
Kat Dennings
Kat wore these with a white dress. They're what I would call British Racing Green, which is the color I always wanted my car to be until I realized people don't make very many Sensible Family Vehicles in that shade.
Delphine Chaneac
These are fun, but wouldn't work in every situation. However, for Cannes, they feel like exactly the right costumey touch.
Jessica Simpson
I will say this for J.Simp: Her accessories are usually pretty good.
Jessica Simpson
To give her credit, Jessica wore these before Kate Middleton famously wore similar ones to her rehearsal dinner and the day after her wedding. I'm not saying Jessica invented the black wedge; just that she managed to go toe-to-toe with the Duchess of Cambridge.
Jaimie Alexander
That is so much cuff, it's practically a sleeve.
Gwen Stefani
What cracks me up about this photo is... am I nuts, or is her purse open?
Frederique Bel
I may not need to see any more of this outfit to suspect that Frederique Bel thought they'd moved Cannes to South Beach this year.
Frederique Bel
These are the sort of shoes I would probably see in a store and think, OMG NO, and then maybe try them on as a lark and then accidentally fall in love with them.
Ciara
Ciara's hand is part-android.
Camilla Alves
Sequined shoes! I am so in that I'm practically back out again.
Ashley Williams
I hate everything about Formal Clogs. Hated them on Amanda Woodward; hate them now.
Alison Haislip
This is a fun little bag. But how much can you actually FIT in there?
Alison Haislip
Voldemort would really have enjoyed these shoes. It's like Nagini and Fawkes mated and became footwear designers.