Kelly Osbourne
Geometric! Very neat. I'm sure Joan Rivers will approve. Or just... not say anything critical in front of her.
Miley Cyrus
People were jonesing for a close-up of Miley's bad-ass shoes, so here you are. I just want you all to be happy.
Krysten Ritter
These are... dramatic. And full of chafing possibilities.
Tina Majorino
Did she buy these in a bordello?
Dreama Walker
These make me think of My Little Pony toys. And not necessarily in a great way.
Ashley Judd
Vis a vis the last pair of shoes, if we're going to go THAT bright, I think sometimes keeping it simple like Ashley did is better. At least in some contexts.
Ginnifer Goodwin
These appear to be t-strap punps with... bootie mesh? I never thought I'd reach a place where "bootie mesh" was an actual different thing than "booty mesh," or indeed, that either of those phrases would be a part of my life.
Chloe Moretz
Sigh. Plastic shoes.
Jennifer Lawrence
Sigh. Wrong-size shoes.
Rashida Jones
Sigh. Cute shoes.
Emily Blunt
Ooh, I like these, too.
Minnie Driver
I do NOT like these. They look sort of cheap, and too close to those mules Amanda Woodward wore on Melrose Place. She is to be celebrated for many reasons, but her shoes were not one of them.
Lucy Hale
These are just insane. Come on now.
Jennifer Morrison
Bag break!
Demi Lovato
Bag break no. 2!
Rachel Crow
And, back to the business of footwear. I wrote "footwar" initially, which is shockingly apt for some shoes that people wear these days, but not so much these. I'm not sure I LIKE them, but they do not appear to be straining, blistering, or breaking anything.
Jennifer Morrison
I DO like these, though. For daytime. And not with a macrame dress.
Grace Johnson
Very ladylike. Barbara Hershey in Beaches would approve. It's like Grace here was Hillary on her feet and head, and CC Bloom everywhere else.
Faith Hill
These are very, very retro. I don't mind it, but again, maybe not for an evening event.
Alyson Hannigan
Good on you, Pregnant Lady In Heels!
Carrie Keegan
And then... yeesh. It's like walking with a block of wood strapped to your foot. Actually, looking at them, that might be EXACTLY what it is.