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Jennifer Finnegan

Jennifer Finnegan

This purse is so unusual -- I kind of want to go all Scarlett O'Hara "Fiddle-de-dee" with it and lean against a large banister and fan myself with it.

Linda Thompson

Linda Thompson

This ornate bag is interesting. As is her purse. HA. I'm kidding. I couldn't resist. Anyway: Love the quasi-Antoinette purse, but I'm having a really hard time tearing my eyes off that ring. Wow.

Helena Bonham Carter

Helena Bonham Carter

Of course. Of COURSE HBC carried this.

Jayma Mays

Jayma Mays

This purse is only for very long and skinny makeup.

Amber Valletta

Amber Valletta

Amber wore these to a Tom Ford store opening in LA, so they're probably directly attributable to him. But to me they kind of look like a hybrid of Amanda Woodward's old Melrose Place mules and Black Swan.

Kristin Davis

Kristin Davis

Cute. C.Loub is so reliable.

Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Bowersox

Hard to go wrong with silver sparklies.

Kelly Lynch

Kelly Lynch

I can't tell if these are cool, or restraints from a super glam asylum.

Ginnifer Goodwin

Ginnifer Goodwin

I can't even. They look like they were inspired by Rosie the Riveter. Not my bag. But good for staring.

Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Bowersox's name always makes me think of a minor-league baseball team. This has nothing to do with her shoes, though. I don't actually really like them much, but they're different, anyway. Personally I'd want them much higher, but I get that somebody has to make Heels For People Who Don't Usually Wear Heels.

Christina Perri

I don't know if I even looked at the close-up before right now. Because I somehow thought those were sparkly, but they're TOTALLY actually an explosion of beads. They maybe look a little, to me, like somebody recently sneezed on her feet.

Kristin Chenoweth

Kristin Chenoweth

I wish I'd paid more attention to what Cheno is actually wearing in this shot. The seam on the dress and the black belt look really weird together, like she's cinching something intended to be drop-waisted. However, the purse is cool, and that's why we're all here.

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand

This purse is fine -- but since it's Barbra, I'm kind of disappointed. I really wanted her to have, like, a giant Judith Leiber that's in the shape of her head.

Linda Thompson

Linda Thompson

Somehow I am surprised Miley Cyrus has never worn these.

Nikki Yanofsky

Nikki Yanofsky

That is a lot of texture happening.

Janelle Ortiz

Janelle Ortiz

Man, her feet must be in TROUBLE. She has strapped those suckers down without mercy.

Kelly Hu

Kelly Hu

These ALSO seem like they're being held captive. But by a dominatrix. I actually can't even tell if the chains are all attached to the shoe, or whether she put matching bracelets around her ankles.

Emily Bergl

Emily Bergl

My grandmother had a coffee table kind of like this. Which isn't to say I don't like it, because I DO like her coffee table.

Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara

I hope y'all never get sick of just ogling bags. Because now that we've started it's going to be hard for me to stop.

Julia Stiles

Julia Stiles

Disco!

Fug and Fab the Accessories
Today's pre-Oscars eye candy comes courtesy of my desktop, where over the past month I've been stashing pictures of people's accessories for a day when we all needed to space out and stare at things. Yesterday it was pretty, pretty gowns on the runway, and today it's handbags and shoes. Let's all zone out together. Because next week? Is going to be intense.

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