
This purse is so unusual -- I kind of want to go all Scarlett O'Hara "Fiddle-de-dee" with it and lean against a large banister and fan myself with it.

This ornate bag is interesting. As is her purse. HA. I'm kidding. I couldn't resist. Anyway: Love the quasi-Antoinette purse, but I'm having a really hard time tearing my eyes off that ring. Wow.

Of course. Of COURSE HBC carried this.

This purse is only for very long and skinny makeup.

Amber wore these to a Tom Ford store opening in LA, so they're probably directly attributable to him. But to me they kind of look like a hybrid of Amanda Woodward's old Melrose Place mules and Black Swan.

Cute. C.Loub is so reliable.

Hard to go wrong with silver sparklies.

I can't tell if these are cool, or restraints from a super glam asylum.

I can't even. They look like they were inspired by Rosie the Riveter. Not my bag. But good for staring.

Crystal Bowersox's name always makes me think of a minor-league baseball team. This has nothing to do with her shoes, though. I don't actually really like them much, but they're different, anyway. Personally I'd want them much higher, but I get that somebody has to make Heels For People Who Don't Usually Wear Heels.

I don't know if I even looked at the close-up before right now. Because I somehow thought those were sparkly, but they're TOTALLY actually an explosion of beads. They maybe look a little, to me, like somebody recently sneezed on her feet.

I wish I'd paid more attention to what Cheno is actually wearing in this shot. The seam on the dress and the black belt look really weird together, like she's cinching something intended to be drop-waisted. However, the purse is cool, and that's why we're all here.

This purse is fine -- but since it's Barbra, I'm kind of disappointed. I really wanted her to have, like, a giant Judith Leiber that's in the shape of her head.

Somehow I am surprised Miley Cyrus has never worn these.

That is a lot of texture happening.

Man, her feet must be in TROUBLE. She has strapped those suckers down without mercy.

These ALSO seem like they're being held captive. But by a dominatrix. I actually can't even tell if the chains are all attached to the shoe, or whether she put matching bracelets around her ankles.

My grandmother had a coffee table kind of like this. Which isn't to say I don't like it, because I DO like her coffee table.

I hope y'all never get sick of just ogling bags. Because now that we've started it's going to be hard for me to stop.

Disco!
