Jessica Alba
It would fry my circuitry to learn how much this bag must cost. So although I clearly can't live without it, I'm going to have to get used to my own tragedy.
Julianne Moore
Man, those are some MAJOR RINGS. Can you imagine if that was your life -- to borrow those and wear them and pray one of them doesn't accidentally get flung into the bog while you're straightening out your skirt?
Zooey Deschanel
I love that green is having a moment.
Morena Baccarin
Green might wish it could have a bit MORE of this moment, without all the other hoo-ha, but whatever. Sometimes it ain't easy being green.
Yvonne Strahovski
I love this little bag.
Bitsie Tulloch
I wonder what celebs can cram in those tiny wee things, since smartphones take up so much room. A credit card, some cash, lipstick... what, blotting papers? And of course, depending on the celebrity, all their drugs. HA HA HA. I'm kidding. Those obviously go in their panties.
Tiffani Thiessen
This looks like one giant gemstone, like straight out of that original Legend of Zelda game for the original Nintendo.
Freida Pinto
I LOVE the effect of this up against the gown.
Rose McGowan
I keep looking at this photo and thinking she's wearing really fearsome brass knuckles.
Kathleen Robertson
It cracks me up that they make the celeb attendees wear cheesy old wristbands. Or maybe just certain ones did -- I mean, do you really think they were like, "Okay, Mr. Clooney, IF INDEED THAT IS YOUR NAME SIR, put that shiny trophy thingamy in your other hand and hold out your right wrist."
Nicole Richie
That is one massive ring.
Octavia Spencer
I happened to notice someone in the comments coveting these earrings. So, here you go! It's almost like owning them! SIGH.
Connie Nielsen
Big, sparkly circles.
Kate Beckinsale
Man. She is so pretty it hurts. I wouldn't turn down the earrings, either.
Heidi Klum
I think the turquoise necklace was the smartest decision she could've made with this non-colored dress. Well, obviously, it was smarter not to cut nipple holes in it, but you get the drift.
Kathleen Robertson
Turquoise is having a moment, too, apparently.
Julianna Margulies
Okay, face. You don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just work together to age like THIS face, and we will be fine.
Morena Baccarin
This is supposed to be about the earrings, but I can't look at this photo without exclaiming anew how '80s that hairdo is. She looks like the lady who shows up in a Who's The Boss? episode to romance Toni Micelli.
Leslie Bibb
Those are HUGE. Don't they hurt?
SWINTON
A SWINTON bauble could not possibly be boring. I think it is secretly a creature that comes to life with her mind.
Amanda Detmer
This was from an older pre-party, but I had to include it because OUCH. It looks like a penthouse light fixture from 1986.
Viola Davis
Prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Amy Poehler
I am sure it's not, but I REALLY want that to be her actual wedding ring, the one she wears every day while, like, making sandwiches and doing laundry and stuff.
Maya Rudolph
Funky bracelets. Also, I love Maya Rudolph. Just saying.
Heidi Klum
And, more big rings, all on one hand. I like them, but they look so heavy I wonder if they're throwing her biceps out of alignment.