> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug and Fab the Daytime Emmys - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-and-fab-the-daytime-emmys/ - Published: 2012-06-25T19:00:07.000Z - Updated: 2012-06-25T06:27:51.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 ## Susan Lucci ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/146944975.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, but if I try hard enough, my smile might stretch onto at least three adjacent channels." ## Melody Thomas Scott ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146939614.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, and half my face is way more excited than the other half." ## Lisa Rinna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/wenn3960882.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, and I look the best out of almost everyone here. WHO KNEW? But if you mention that Depends ad to me, I will gut you like a salmon." ## Barbara Walters ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146944007.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HOLY F'ING F, AM I SEEING THROUGH BABA WAWA'S DRESS NO SWEET LORD NO oh, wait, no, it's a slip. Carry on." ## Jonathan Jackson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146946276.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, and my tie is on LSD." ## Laura Wright ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146946961.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, so, you know... eh." ## Sharon Case ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/wenn3960021.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, so I'm not going to bother finishing the bottom half of my dress." ## Rebecca Herbst ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146946965.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, but I will still try to make myself an interesting dress, because I AM A PROFESSIONAL, EVEN THOUGH GENERAL HOSPITAL FIRED ME ONE TIME FOR TWO SECONDS UNTIL THE FANS REVOLTED, SO I AM BACK BEFORE I EVEN LEFT, SUCKERS. NICE TRY." ## Elizabeth Hendrickson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/wenn3960778.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, and I'm about to watch it from bed with a bottle of champagne, some chocolate-dipped strawberries, and a gentleman caller who slides off my marabou slippers to give me a foot rub." ## Jacqueline MacInnes Wood ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/wenn3960570.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN... in THIS galaxy; But I'm using my ab crystal to transmit the signal to my mothership. Without written consent. If anyone wants to sue me over it, I'll be happy to liquefy their bones." ## Chrishell Stause ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/wenn3960780.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, sure, but dammit, I'm just happy to be here." ## Kristian Alfonso ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/wenn3960534.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, and I haven't aged in fifteen years." ## Kim Matula ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/wenn3960061.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, but I'm pretty sure I should be on *True Blood* as the long-lost sister to that one redheaded girl who's hooking up with the guy who has all the sex. Oh, come on, you know the one I mean." ## Melissa Claire Egan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/wenn3960958.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, but my cleavage is hoping for a shot at the WWE." ## Michelle Stafford ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146946186.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, and my color wheel is set to 'Tequila Sunrise.'" ## Alicia Minshew ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146940416.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, and this dress is on me. No, really. It's ON. Like, I might have to cut myself out of this sucker." ## Rachael Ray ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146940408.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, which sounds like one of my cockamamie abbrevs for something in the kitchen, or for something ill-advised. Like, 'This dress on my torso is totes HLN.'" ## Judith Chapman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/wenn3960049.jpg) This says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on?!? I must go. But I mustn't be seen. Wait, no, I absolutely must be seen, but I mustn't be *recognized*..." ## Judith Chapman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/wenn3960056.jpg) "... except, oh, go on, you devils, you can recognize me a BIT." ## Judith Chapman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146946962.jpg) "... or even FULLY, if you want to. Actually, you are welcome to bask in knowing who I am. Because I need you to know EXACTLY to whom to send some free makeup blending sponges." ## Debbie Gibson, Jack Hanna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/wenn3960498.jpg) And THIS says to me, "The Daytime Emmy Awards are on HLN, so it already CAN'T get any WORSE, right? So we might as well go balls-out cracky." [Fug and Fab the Daytime EmmysThe state of daytime soaps is so lamentable -- THERE ARE ONLY FOUR LEFT; hug them while you can -- that this year, they broadcast the Emmys on... HLN. Yes, the network formerly known as CNN Headline News, or CNN2, or That Place They Put The Newsreaders Who Aren't Good Enough For Shows Where They Have Fancy TV Monitors And Get To Talk To People. \[Photos: Getty, WENN\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/146944975.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-and-fab-the-daytime-emmys-06-2012/)